Why am I addicted to some nuts and allergic to other nuts?

When i eat pistachios I get very blushed, and if I eat too many I faint.
When I eat almonds I get very sleepy and cant think too clearly
When I eat peanuts I get very much like a stoner would get and everyone thinks I'm drunk or stoned.
But when I have my mouth around some punter's nuts, I get really happy and horny. With every lick, I feel just a little bit better about myself and my energy level increases.
Anyway, was just thinking about this today after the taxi driver chased me down the road for 30cents and I wondered what the meaning of life was, and then I thought about nuts...

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Originally Posted by DollyDarling

Why am I addicted to some nuts and allergic to other nuts?

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But I don't think the members here like to be referred to as nuts...........:D

It's all about nuts. That's the meaning of life

Life is nuts
Men have nuts
All males have nuts
Nuts are food
Nuts can kill
Nuts for survival
Nuts can energize
Nuts can dope you up
Nuts can make you fat
Nuts can help you lose weight
Nuts for weapons (slingshot)
Nuts hold creation in them
Nuts control people and make them do strange things
Nuts make squirrels happy
Nuts make squirrels fight each other
Squirrels bury nuts
Nuts can bury people!
People are nuts
The meaning of life is nuts

I dont know if I love or hate droopy nuts :confused:

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I might hate his wristband and socks more tho