The Alternatives

now that you could soon be prosecuted for fucking an escort, we've decided
to look at some alternatives on tonight' primetime.

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RELATE:

this is a general term, it could be a casual as in fuck buddy to the more extreme of wife.
often not in mood, expensive and expensive to lose again (divorce)

RAPE:

some of us will be driven to rape. we'll certainly be a bit more forceful on a date, some of us
may consider catching a tired woman on her way home from work? 8 years in the nick??

MASTERBATE:

this will be the more likely scenario for most ex-punters. can be boring unless you have fresh material.
some very realistic dolls and wanking machines avaivable too.