Im very concerned now

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02-11-08, 14:57
westside

Im very concerned now

We havnt heard from QPH in a few days.I have this terrible feeling of an avalanche of literature coming at the commuinity here.
A huge long post of quotations,formulas,appendices,diagrams and calculations.A happy 23rd birthday on opening and a happy 24th on closing it.Four seasons length of writings.The bloody title would probably break the Guinness Book Of Records for most words.Oh God Sweetie do something soon.

Get a bigger sever Sweetie,hurry up,
Westside.
02-11-08, 14:58
westside

I just realised this should be in the off topic area

but its nice to give you something to do though Sweetie.Hate to see you monotonous.IE i did it deliberatly.

She loves me now,
Westside.
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02-11-08, 16:50
ber

me too

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Originally Posted by westside

We havnt heard from QPH in a few days.I have this terrible feeling of an avalanche of literature coming at the commuinity here.
A huge long post of quotations,formulas,appendices,diagrams and calculations.A happy 23rd birthday on opening and a happy 24th on closing it.Four seasons length of writings.The bloody title would probably break the Guinness Book Of Records for most words.Oh God Sweetie do something soon.

Get a bigger sever Sweetie,hurry up,
Westside.

well im also very concerened westie
Dont know if uve heard but apparently im his spy in the chat room
In this world of intrigue and espionage i dread he may have been
assasianated if so whats to become of me will i forever be lost in
the field(ie the chat room)
with all this secret imformation i have gathered am i now also at risk.
Imay even have to defect to the other side.
God speed

lurking in a dark corner trying to remain invisible
Ber
ps westie can u offer a safe haven
02-11-08, 19:01
westside

Actually

Quote:

Originally Posted by ber

well im also very concerened westie
Dont know if uve heard but apparently im his spy in the chat room
In this world of intrigue and espionage i dread he may have been
assasianated if so whats to become of me will i forever be lost in
the field(ie the chat room)
with all this secret imformation i have gathered am i now also at risk.
Imay even have to defect to the other side.
God speed

lurking in a dark corner trying to remain invisible
Ber
ps westie can u offer a safe haven

i have heard rumours that its on the front page of the Sun tommorow."Intrigue and Suspence in "The Sweeties" (reg tm) Chat Room".In subtitles "Ber is Chat Room Spy". "QPH takes a Speed Typing Course".
A safe haven?All are safe at Westville,rooms only $99.99 per night ,get your own breakfast or starve.
Thank you for talking to me Ber.Its nice to know i still have friends.Very few talk to Westside now.Im deeply traumatised:),even my shrink wont take my case"The Sweetie" (reg tm) is odd with me still and SamyJunior has defected to the other side and is apparently gathered the troops in between cooking muffins but the darkside shall not be overrun..The darkside is a place of intrique and mystics,a place where your get the answers first and ask the questions second.

Tales from The Darkside,
Westside.
02-11-08, 19:22
roryman

I wouldnt worry, he always has his tractor.

When the going gets tough, I guess theres nothing like a few hours ploughing a lonely furrow

QPH sees himself as a kind of online caped crusader, desperate to be involved and make a difference.

He takes all this far too seriously, and has paid the price by having his (cyber) pride hurt.
And thats the problem, he just cant grasp that this is a cyber world, and that it is rarely a reflection of what people are like in real life.

He did make a serious attempt to cut out the cyber bullying on here, which is something that Pat should have got involved in much, much earlier.
At least Pat has her eye on the ball at last, for now anyway.

I wish him well, and if there is one message I would send to him, it would be

"For God's sake, go and get LAID!" ;)
02-11-08, 19:34
westside

Thank you Rory

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Originally Posted by roryman

"For God's sake, go and get LAID!" ;)

Do you now realise that QPH will put pen to paper and write a book just answering that one question alone.
Someday,someday youll be walking along the Banks of the Blackwater shopping and youll see a huge giant book in the window of a store,1000's of pages long.A pocture of a strapping shining knight astride a stallion on a hilltop.Well that will be a catalogue for his books.Apparently they only ship third class land post and you allow 3 years for delivery.Build an extension while your waiting.The man is a literal genius.He was born with a pen in his hand.Born to write.

Kept Fibre Castell in business for years,
Westside.
02-11-08, 19:35
DollyDarling

Dolly's Going To Get Herself A Tractor!

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Originally Posted by roryman

I wouldnt worry, he always has his tractor.

When the going gets tough, I guess theres nothing like a few hours ploughing a lonely furrow

What a brilliant idea! I remember when i was a child, my grandpa had a tractor (Massey), but he was a macho good-ole-boy who expected women to only be in the kitchen cooking his dinner, and he forbade any human with a vagina from sitting up on the tractor. He thought the tractor was the man's thrown. That seat was only a throne meant for cock! I was so sad as a little girl, watching all my boy cousins ride around on the pretty red tractor. And I asked my mommy "Why does grandpa not let me ride the tractor?" Her reply, "Because you are a girl".

Well that was back then, and this is now, and Dolly says "Fuck that!" "I wanna get me a pretty red Massey tractor and ride all over New York City in it." You know, parking a tractor in a car garage here will cost me about $1000 a month, but sure, its worth it for the joy and liberty it will bring me.

I may even offer free tractor rides to underprivelaged children in Manhattan. And little girls get first chance to sit up high on the seat that's not just for cock anymore.

Am I sounding like a feminist or diplomat? "Tractors are for Pussy 2008 campaign by Dolly"

Lads, this video made me cry. The song is so inspirational. Have a box of tissues ready - it's quite a "heart touching" video. The whole world will be happy if we all just get ourselves a Tractor.

YouTube - Massey Ferguson 135
02-11-08, 20:21
roryman

Quote:

Originally Posted by DollyDarling

What a brilliant idea! I remember when i was a child, my grandpa had a tractor (Massey), but he was a macho good-ole-boy who expected women to only be in the kitchen cooking his dinner, and he forbade any human with a vagina from sitting up on the tractor. He thought the tractor was the man's thrown. That seat was only a throne meant for cock! I was so sad as a little girl, watching all my boy cousins ride around on the pretty red tractor. And I asked my mommy "Why does grandpa not let me ride the tractor?" Her reply, "Because you are a girl".

Well that was back then, and this is now, and Dolly says "Fuck that!" "I wanna get me a pretty red Massey tractor and ride all over New York City in it." You know, parking a tractor in a car garage here will cost me about $1000 a month, but sure, its worth it for the joy and liberty it will bring me.

I may even offer free tractor rides to underprivelaged children in Manhattan. And little girls get first chance to sit up high on the seat that's not just for cock anymore.

Am I sounding like a feminist or diplomat? "Tractors are for Pussy 2008 campaign by Dolly"

Lads, this video made me cry. The song is so inspirational. Have a box of tissues ready - it's quite a "heart touching" video. The whole world will be happy if we all just get ourselves a Tractor.

YouTube - Massey Ferguson 135

OMG, you realise Dolly, that you have now given QPH a new mission.
Once he hears how you were deprived of his beloved tractors, another virtual rain forest will be felled

And I can just imagine the new advertising for Massey

"Massey Tractors - Not just for cocks!