I was not always the decent, clean thinking guy with a halo above my head that I am now, yes, fellow punters- in the past I had a dirty devious and filthy mind ! Let me explain -
I once had a girlfriend who was a bit of a selfish money mad bitch (no laughs there now- especially you Westside). She was good for occasional sex but me been the dirty minded me I was then; I still liked some private wanking with pornographic magazines.
So it was I was at home alone one day, spending a very enjoyable 2 hours plus wanking myself mad (no cumming, to make it last:D ) with about half a dozen magazines I had bought in an adult shop in Capal street. I decided to Cum and did so over some girls featured in a LEG SEX magazine, after cumming in 4 or 5 thick wads- it was time for a shower.
About an hour later the girlfriend- Miss money mad- comes knocking on the door, so I quickly hide away the wank evidence and let her in. Now somehow (and dont ask me cos I never found out) She thinks I won a lotto win because of what somebody told her earlier that day, So I, very bemused, play along with her, letting her think that maybe I did win something.
As things go, I ask her to prove, to me, her, devotion, by giving me a blowjob (something she had never done with me before), I did not expect her to actually do it, but by fuck- in a matter of minutes she is down on her knees sucking and licking my cock for all shes worth!
Now I had ejectulated just about an hour earlier (she did not know that) and therefore had an empty sperm tank, but I enjoyed a feeling of power (and delight with the fib) more than the feeling of sexual release from her mouth.
After about 20 minutes I could see she was wondering why I had not cum in her mouth, but I just kept playing her on, telling her that she was so good that I did not want to cum- just yet !
I just sat there on the sofa, while she, between my legs, did her work to prove her "devotion".:D
Female lips, on your cock, is a terrific feeling- very moist, warm and soft.
At about the hour and 10 minute mark, of her constant sucking, licking and pleasent mouthwork, I finally let my Cum jolt into her tongue and lips.
She had put a lot of effort into the BJ, so as to impress me- her "wealthy" boyfriend.
Well she did not last long as a girlfriend for long afterwards, but I have to say that that day was a day when I had blue balls after all the cockwork- from both the wanking and the girlfriends mouth.
These days I am much more mature, and would not even dream of carrying out such a dirty minded joke again on any girl (no laughing there, again):rolleyes:
A dirty trick
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28-03-07, 23:20Dick SpunkA dirty trick
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06-10-09, 14:32sexyfukka
well dick,that was a nice 70 minute cock sucking session.i hope that she had vasaline for her chapped lips afterwards.i`d say your dick had barely gone soft from that, when she was talking about trips to paris shopping and new cars with the winnings.i`m not suprised that ye broke up soon after,when she found out that you didn`t in fact win the lotto and that you had lied to her,well, i`m guessing that she wasn`t too pleased:mad:
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06-10-09, 15:07MR-LOVA
Dick Spunk....your the man!! :D
a girl that i used to be with done a good trick to me....we were watching a nice dvd:o and she was licking my balls and cock...and boy was she good!! but after half hr she stopped and would't let me touch her or penetrate her....she wanted to buy a dress the previous day,but didn'thave the money,so she said if i gave her the money for the dress she would be my porn star for the nite.....i agreed:o
she got up next morning took my credit card :eek: and went to city centre.....she spent €1600:eek:
yeah i kinda got her back a few times...she was asleep one sunday morning and i gave her one hell of a facial:D:D also recorded her on my mobile while she gave me a bj.....and sent it to her friends:D -
07-10-09, 16:00sexyfukkayou must have thought you were the dude that does the``-sleep creep-`` porn.:D;)Quote:
Originally Posted by MR-LOVA
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07-10-09, 19:41steve the cowboy
Im not reading all of that, can you summarise for me please?