What did you leave behind?

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15-01-16, 23:16
gonzo76

What did you leave behind?

Was just joking with a beautiful lady on the way out the door, that I might have forgotten to take something with me so that I might have to come right back! :)

What have you left behind, and who would you go back to get it from? And how quickly?? :D
15-01-16, 23:30
Mister Anderson

Yes.

I can't say what, sorry, but the lady in question was already leaving when she noticed she had it. She took it on tour and then returned it on our next encounter.
15-01-16, 23:38
The Libertarian

I once left my passport behind me in a massage parlour in Dublin, i rang them when I noticed it and I went back to get it a few weeks later!
15-01-16, 23:40
The Libertarian

Of course rather famously and widely reported a Pig left an official Garda computer behind him by accident in a brothel in Amsterdam, an incident which absolutely freaked the brothel owner when he found out what it was!
15-01-16, 23:42
Mister Anderson

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Libertarian

Of course rather famously and widely reported a Pig left an official Garda computer behind him by accident in a brothel in Amsterdam, an incident which absolutely freaked the brothel owner when he found out what it was!

I wish you wouldn't do that, you otherwise seem like a very astute person.
15-01-16, 23:49
aml

My heart:D
15-01-16, 23:49
gonzo76

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

Yes.

I can't say what, sorry, but the lady in question was already leaving when she noticed she had it. She took it on tour and then returned it on our next encounter.

On the flip side, any case where you'd rather not bother going back? ;)

Or like my case, where I'd do it just for an excuse to pop to the atm before coming right back?? :D
15-01-16, 23:50
gonzo76

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Libertarian

I once left my passport behind me in a massage parlour in Dublin, i rang them when I noticed it and I went back to get it a few weeks later!

Weeks!!! For a passport???
15-01-16, 23:52
gonzo76

Quote:

Originally Posted by aml

My heart:D

Awwwww........
15-01-16, 23:54
lapd

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Libertarian

Of course rather famously and widely reported a Pig left an official Garda computer behind him by accident in a brothel in Amsterdam, an incident which absolutely freaked the brothel owner when he found out what it was!

But?? What was the pig doing in Holland with a Garda computer
15-01-16, 23:54
Petros

Now come to think of it.....

a fortune :scared:
15-01-16, 23:57
lapd

My heart, teeth, false eye, wooden leg.
It was actually simpler to just go back with the rest of me and stay.
15-01-16, 23:58
lapd

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Originally Posted by Petros

Now come to think of it.....

a fortune :scared:

Like that sir
16-01-16, 00:05
The Libertarian

Quote:

Originally Posted by lapd

But?? What was the pig doing in Holland with a Garda computer

It kind of suggests that he might have been doing work on holidays! What sort of a gobshite would leave behind a work computer with massive security implications behind him in a brothel answer a Pig In the Irish police force! and no doubt absolutely no consequences for doing so!
16-01-16, 00:06
Mister Anderson

Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo76

On the flip side, any case where you'd rather not bother going back? ;)

Or like my case, where I'd do it just for an excuse to pop to the atm before coming right back?? :D

Nope. I've been lucky enough so far in that all the women who've shared their time with me have been exceptional.

I could make up a story if you like :D
16-01-16, 00:09
The Libertarian

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

I wish you wouldn't do that, you otherwise seem like a very astute person.

I cannot see 'people' who will be enforcing an insane law such as the upcoming one, criminalising a punter for engaging with another consenting adult in private, as anything other than pigs, especially when they will never enforce it against their own kind or their perceived betters! Quite simply, we do not have a 'police force' in this country in any real sense (at least for working class people), as indeed, we don't have a trade union movement (at least for private sector workers)!
16-01-16, 00:13
robbie9

i left A pair of socks in an escorts apt a couple of years ago as it was Summer sometimes i didn't wear socks!
16-01-16, 00:15
knibbs

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/aa/aa621...0ebff0e7a6.jpg

Yes put my hat on and left my hair behind :o
16-01-16, 00:18
Petros

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Libertarian

I cannot see 'people' who will be enforcing an insane law such as the upcoming one, criminalising a punter for engaging with another consenting adult in private, as anything other than pigs,

It's their job — it wasn't their idea and it was not the law when they signed up!
16-01-16, 00:22
knibbs

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Originally Posted by zilch

you maybe be taking da urine but i seriously did. :)

yeah zilch but you're nearly 70, I'm half that, there's an excuse for you
16-01-16, 00:23
Mister Anderson

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Libertarian

I cannot see 'people' who will be enforcing an insane law such as the upcoming one, criminalising a punter for engaging with another consenting adult in private, as anything other than pigs, especially when they will never enforce it against their own kind or their perceived betters! Quite simply, we do not have a 'police force' in this country in any real sense (at least for working class people), as indeed, we don't have a trade union movement (at least for private sector workers)!

I agree with what you're saying, mostly. But lets not ignore that the cops are being forced into this law too. Whether they want to or not is irrelevant. Their job, which they are judged on, is to enforce laws, not to make them. They're just another cog, not immune to the services of escorts themselves. Perhaps there's members in the Garda 'union' that would like to support sex worker rights. Do you know they don't? I don't. I don't know one way or the other.

It's complex, as I'm sure you'll understand. So when you throw stereotypical language and descriptors around :dunno:
16-01-16, 00:31
Mister Anderson

Quote:

Originally Posted by Petros

It's their job — it wasn't their idea and it was not the law when they signed up!

Succinct and to the point. Teach me in your ways.
16-01-16, 00:34
knibbs

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Originally Posted by zilch

Thanks man but i turned the big 70 recently. Did ya not get the invite. :)

Nope, Didn't know, Anyway, belated as it may be, heres for you
http://forums.menshealth.com/fileSen...0-year-old.jpg
16-01-16, 00:34
Petros

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Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

Succinct and to the point. Teach me in your ways.

No tuition necessary Mr.Anderson ;)
16-01-16, 00:38
Mister Anderson

Quote:

Originally Posted by zilch

Thanks man but i turned the big 70 recently. Did ya not get the invite. :)

http://orig08.deviantart.net/ed36/f/...87-d8029sj.jpg

What do your balls look like when you're 70?
16-01-16, 00:43
Mister Anderson

Quote:

Originally Posted by Petros

No tuition necessary Mr.Anderson ;)

You obviously missed my last post on this thread :D

Gesture appreciated though, good sir.
16-01-16, 00:43
alcatel

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Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

http://orig08.deviantart.net/ed36/f/...87-d8029sj.jpg

What do your balls look like when you're 70?

Old and wrinkly.

Much like younger balls in fact.
16-01-16, 00:45
Mister Anderson

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Originally Posted by alcatel

Old and wrinkly.

Much like younger balls in fact.

The circle of life comlpletes itself then.Just like Elton John.
16-01-16, 00:50
Petros

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Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

What do your balls look like when you're 70?

Quote:

Originally Posted by zilch

You asking about my balls you charmer you :)

May I suggest you get a room? :speechless:
16-01-16, 00:52
Mister Anderson

Quote:

Originally Posted by zilch

You asking about my balls you charmer you :)

Haha :D

Yes, I want to ... nah actually fuck that, I'm happy to wait until my own balls get to that stage which is not too far off in the longer scheme of things.

Keep your wrinkly balls to yourself ballbagman;)
16-01-16, 01:03
alcatel

I once visited an escort and left my dignity behind.
Nah, just bs.

When I visit an escort, I always leave money behind, funnily enough.

Somtimes leave personal info... hasn't bit me in the behind yet.

What have I left behind?

Umbrellas (pocket sized-many times)
Wooly hat(once)
Mouthwash (once) - saw it laid out on the sink few days later.
A significant banknote on the bedside locker-had the gall to go back and reclaim it.
Phone and wallet - hadn't gone far when escort slung them out the door.
Once returned to the door having left umbrella and heard escort (now retired) and male voice, having a good old chin wag and laugh. Didn't press my case about the umbrella.
Left one sock behind or rather getting dressed, could only find one sock, both of us searched small apartment, no sign. On a subsequent visit she said, she never came across it.
And of course, have also left behind, many's the review.
16-01-16, 01:06
Vitruvian

Best to leave behind, what you intend.
That way. It's real, in a world, that's not....
16-01-16, 01:11
gonzo76

Quote:

Originally Posted by lapd

But?? What was the pig doing in Holland with a Garda computer

Like cluedo... Vicar Brown in the drawing room with the candlestick holder! :)
16-01-16, 01:22
Mister Anderson

Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo76

Like cluedo... Vicar Brown in the drawing room with the candlestick holder! :)

http://i.imgur.com/DbA7U.png