piss in the condom

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21-04-10, 18:34
Experienced Punter esq

piss in the condom

I was on the job with a lovely escort last year thought I had come straight away she said hold on pulled out the condom I had pissed into the condom fucking awful embarassing but she was very understanding Ever happen u?
:eek:
21-04-10, 18:37
Dirty Harry

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Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq

I was on the job with a lovely escort last year thought I had come straight away she said hold on pulled out the condom I had pissed into the condom fucking awful embarassing but she was very understanding Ever happen u?
:eek:

ah come on now EP..... if you told that story to an ass he would kick the brains off you:D:D LOL
21-04-10, 18:40
Experienced Punter esq

I Sweeeeear its true........
21-04-10, 18:43
Experienced Punter esq

too fucking honest I am here thats my problem
off to the pub:)
21-04-10, 18:45
Dirty Harry

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Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq

too fucking honest I am here thats my problem
off to the pub:)

don't forget to take off your condom before you pee then ;);):D
21-04-10, 18:53
Galway_Stud

ha ha funny out hanev't had that happen but they sure have broke when with escorts and they don't sema to happy about that especially if you finished inside and didn't know it split
21-04-10, 20:23
WhenLoveComesToTown

A friend said he went for a piss after a drunken shag and soon realised he had forgotten to take the condom off.
At first he said he got a fright of his life when he looked down before he copped it was just a pissy water balloon.
21-04-10, 20:33
luther

EP's Sig.............

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21-04-10, 22:18
mr maxi

Somebody is extracting the urine.
22-04-10, 13:53
Alana

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Originally Posted by feargal

I agree with mr Maxi. I know when I have a horn i cannot piss

I thought that was why guys used sinks instead of toilets :D
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22-04-10, 16:18
User180209

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Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq

I was on the job with a lovely escort last year thought I had come straight away she said hold on pulled out the condom I had pissed into the condom fucking awful embarassing but she was very understanding Ever happen u?
:eek:

I smell a spoof :p It's physically impossible to piss if you have a full erection. FACT!! :)
22-04-10, 17:15
Experienced Punter esq

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Originally Posted by Blackoutrocks

I smell a spoof :p It's physically impossible to piss if you have a full erection. FACT!! :)

well to be honest I have well physical problems thats why it happened I'm deadly serious....
22-04-10, 18:09
Doozer

What was it my old biology teacher said to us

You cant cum and go at the same time
22-04-10, 18:48
Vladi

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Originally Posted by Blackoutrocks

I smell a spoof :p It's physically impossible to piss if you have a full erection. FACT!! :)

It is not physically impossible to piss with an erection but damned difficult to get it into the toilet bowl, unless you are standing on your head.

As for pissing during the male orgasm, I refer you to Doozer's biology teacher.