My fellow punters, with the budget this week, things are getting bad, I understand that for many of you money is getting scarcer and scarcer and most of you are wondering where the money for your next visit to an escort is coming from.
With this is mind I intend to offer you tips to beat the recession, so read on and "Beat the recession- the Spunk way"!
First tip - Keep your job!
Yes this one is simple to understand, but not easy to do, you see your boss just has to sack people, he has no choice, but what you have to make sure he does not sack YOU, so this is what you do- tell him your girlfriend is available for him to shag, every single day while you are in work! He will be delighted at this offer, he's an old smelly fucker, whose wife has not given him sex since the stone age, so the though of shagging your 20 something girlfriend will make him like you straight away, and not want to sack you!
Next -tell your girlfriend that he will calling around to your place every morning at half 10, tell her to wear something nice- a mini skirt, tight top, and to have plenty of lube, condoms, handcuffs etc!
She may not be too pleased at the thought of the smelly old git shagging her up the arse in your bed every day, but just remind her that times are bad at the moment, and she, like everybody else, must do her patriotic duty as requested by our great leader Mister Cowan, at least until the economy turns around again (in about 30 or 40 years).
So there you have it - the first tip to beat the recession- and everybody is happy- you are happy every day in work- knowing your job is safe, and that theres no way your boss will sack you now, the boss is happy- shagging your girlfriend in your bed every day- (see picture below), and your girlfriend is happy- screamimg her head off knowing she is doing her patriotic duty during these lean times!
Dick Spunk- keeping the economy going!;)
Tips to beat the Recession
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09-04-09, 07:33Dick SpunkTips to beat the Recession
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09-04-09, 09:07anitasizzleHere, here Marlord, that's a very goodt tip,get a GIRLFRIEND:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Dick Spunk
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09-04-09, 09:26thehighwayman
What if your boss is a woman and she's not a lesbian. And she doesn't fancy you, what do you do? :D:eek:
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09-04-09, 09:35kerry lad in town
Good 1 Dick Spunk might be 2 late anitasizz i have the girl but the job is on the rocks a day like today I would love to spend an hour or 2 with a lovely escort to make my day even week
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09-04-09, 09:36anitasizzle
Well, they do say, ''never mix business with pleasure:p
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09-04-09, 09:42anitasizzleI feel you; I want to TURN THE SHEETS with a sexy redhead, but he's looking after his daughter who's over from SwendenQuote:
Originally Posted by kerry lad in town
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10-04-09, 10:39Dick SpunkAnother Tip!
My fellow Punters, another tip here to help you beat the recession!
Why not get a second income coming into your home? Or to put it more simply - A job for your Girlfriend!
Think about it, what does she do every evening? She sits on her arse (sore from the attentions of your boss in the morning time!) watching eastenders and coronation street, thats a waste of production time, she could be out there working instead of doing that, earning money, for you to pay for your escorts visits!
So get her out working, and what job is flexible and well paid?
Why escorting of course!
So get her into an escort agency, she will make friends with the other escorts there (good eye candy for you when you call around to take her home after she finished every night), and she will have gobshites -SORRY- Punters!, pay her 250 euro for a shag with her!
Now she might start moaning when you ask her to take this job, but just remind her (again) that times are hard now for us all, and she should do her patriotic duty for the country, as asked by our leader Mr Cowan.
So picture her working in her new job-(see picture below), and while shes away you can watch the football on the telly instead of poxy eastenders and coronation street!!
And you will have a second income coming in too, so much so that once or twice a week you can sneak off from work and visit escorts, dont worry the boss wont know, he will be in your place shagging your girlfriend!;)
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10-04-09, 11:13Doozer
[QUOTE=Dick Spunk;78881]My fellow Punters, another tip here to help you beat the recession!
Nice one Dick
But would it not be a better idea yourself to take up escorting.
make money and see women and get paid for it.
willing to do any female regardless of race disability looks or socail standing
willing to make you feel like a woman again.
Favorites ------ what ever you fantasy is
30 mins 150e( or 2 boxes of benson a few pints and a home cooked meal)
1 hr 250e ( or tickets to any premiership game)
overnite 500e (as long as your gone before I wake up)