Mathematical Calculations

There are roughly 800 escorts on E! to day.
If each has an average of 5 clients per day
And if each client produces say 10 ml of semen

That works out at 10 x 5 x 800 mls =40,000 mls
Divide by 1000 to convert to litres
Answer --

40 Litres of Semen

Enough semen to fill the tank of an average car

Produced for what? might I ask

Each and every day.

A lot of energy used,by both male and female,,,,,,,,, but not sure how to calculate the number of joules.

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Originally Posted by Gobshite

There are roughly 800 escorts on E! to day.
If each has an average of 5 clients per day
And if each client produces say 10 ml of semen

That works out at 10 x 5 x 800 mls =40,000 mls
Divide by 1000 to convert to litres
Answer --

40 Litres of Semen

Enough semen to fill the tank of an average car

Produced for what? might I ask

Each and every day.

A lot of energy used,by both male and female,,,,,,,,, but not sure how to calculate the number of joules.

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Not produced for a reason. Just a by-product. Now, Gobshite, can you find a way to use or recycle it?

What about all the rubber ? Do you want to recycle the condoms while you are at it!

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Originally Posted by Gobshite

There are roughly 800 escorts on E! to day.
If each has an average of 5 clients per day
And if each client produces say 10 ml of semen

That works out at 10 x 5 x 800 mls =40,000 mls
Divide by 1000 to convert to litres
Answer --

40 Litres of Semen

Enough semen to fill the tank of an average car

Produced for what? might I ask

Each and every day.

A lot of energy used,by both male and female,,,,,,,,, but not sure how to calculate the number of joules.

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According to my calculations.........




You are indeed an utter lunatic

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Originally Posted by UB40

What about all the rubber ? Do you want to recycle the condoms while you are at it!

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Could be made into tyres?
In 1976 Durex sponsored the Surtees formula One Team. No joke, the car seemed very prone to punctures.

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Originally Posted by zilch

Worth a few bucks in the sperm bank i'd say.

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Another bank crisis.

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Originally Posted by Gobshite

There are roughly 800 escorts on E! to day.
If each has an average of 5 clients per day
And if each client produces say 10 ml of semen

That works out at 10 x 5 x 800 mls =40,000 mls
Divide by 1000 to convert to litres
Answer --

40 Litres of Semen

Enough semen to fill the tank of an average car

Produced for what? might I ask

Each and every day.

A lot of energy used,by both male and female,,,,,,,,, but not sure how to calculate the number of joules.

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Wow, that's nearly 15,000 litres per year, enough for a small swimming pool. If the Environmental Protection Agency cop this they will put a surcharge on escorts. ( unless they swallow of course!) ;)

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Originally Posted by SteveB

Not produced for a reason. Just a by-product. Now, Gobshite, can you find a way to use or recycle it?

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He can use it on his cornflakes.

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Originally Posted by SmallHorn

According to my calculations.........




You are indeed an utter lunatic

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The clue is in his name.

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Originally Posted by Gobshite

There are roughly 800 escorts on E! to day.
If each has an average of 5 clients per day
And if each client produces say 10 ml of semen

That works out at 10 x 5 x 800 mls =40,000 mls
Divide by 1000 to convert to litres
Answer --

40 Litres of Semen

Enough semen to fill the tank of an average car

Produced for what? might I ask

Each and every day.

A lot of energy used,by both male and female,,,,,,,,, but not sure how to calculate the number of joules.

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Well fair play to you, no reviews and some funny statements here.
I,m glad you picked your perfect username :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by SmallHorn

According to my calculations.........




You are indeed an utter lunatic

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I am an intellectual.

And just for the craic of it how much semen do you produce? Probably less than 5 ml. Shows you are not checking my calculaions caefully. Not sure what the average is.
I produce about 10 ml

And if you really want a challenge, would you like to estimate the number of sperm in a litre of semen?

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Originally Posted by Gobshite

I am an intellectual.

And just for the craic of it how much semen do you produce? Probably less than 5 ml. Shows you are not checking my calculaions caefully. Not sure what the average is.
I produce about 10 ml

And if you really want a challenge, would you like to estimate the number of sperm in a litre of semen?

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no.....................