Dick Spunk in the 25 Century

Its here, the epic tale . . . . . .

Dick Spunk in the 25th Century

Episode 1

Its June 2007, Dick Spunk, the greatest punter in Dublin, because of hard work in his job, has not had escort sex for almost 2 weeks,
"Time for an escort" he thinks, a quick look on the escorts board reveals Lisa, a hot petit Russian blonde, "That little cutie tickles my fancy" thinks our gallant hero, as he makes his way towards an ATM.
One hour later, Dick is giving the delectable Lisa a good facial, as she kneels before him, licking his cock when the time for the big Cum arrives, but with 2 weeks supply of sperm in his daddy sacs, Dicks cock explodes it contents into Lisas face (see below), the force of the ejectulation is such, that Dick is thrown backwards, hitting his head on the wall knocking him out cold!
The spunk covered Lisa calls the fire brigade, who promply arrive and take the sleepy Dick to hospital, where because the nurses are still on strike, the doctors put Dick into the fridge, to wait until the strike is over, once in the fridge, our hero Dick is forgotten about!
There he lays, in suspended animation for 400 years!

That's some amount of cum Spunk... We know why they call you Spunk now I guess ;-) I shudder to imagine the situation if you'd abstained for maybe 3 months!

Dick is revived, its now the year 2407, the first thing Dicks thinks when he regains consciousness is after 400 years- its time for an escort!
However a quick look on the internet reveals the EI board is gone! More shocks follow, the world is ruled by a womens dictactorship, all sex is banned, men are now third class citizens, Women control everything- Dublin has been renamed Vagina city!
The womens Police patrol the street! (see picture below) This empire is ruled by a woman called THE LEADER, O Connel street has been renamed Mary Macalese street, each day entire armies of armed and agressive women march through the streets, (see below) intimidating the cowed males in the city.
But the biggest shock of all - the Women have banned ALL sex, of any type!

"Fuck" thinks Dick "And we thought Fianna Fail was bad in 2007!"

Don't worry Dick, Patricia thought ahead, she was already planning for this eventuality back in 2007!

See www.escort-moon.com and www.escort-mars.com

Ok they are only pointed at E-I for now, but that's cause we don't have escorts on those planets yet... By 2407 that will have changed and escorting is going to be outta this world!

Mind you, because you like a challenge so much Mr Spunk I'm half expecting to not see you on Mars for a while (Me thinks you may wanna check out whether feminists ruling Earth really means no possibility of sex first!) but I look forward to seeing you on Mars when you make it!

I'm still alive by the way and looking better than ever... In 2036 I invested heavily in anti-ageing ;-)

Dick discovers that the final resistance group in the entire word is led by Vagina Lad, who is a direct desendent of Dub Lad (because Dublin has been renamed Vagina city, so Vagina Lad is his name).
However, Dick is captured by the Womens Police! And taken to their Police HQ, which is in Vagina city castle (what Dublin castle has been renamed). There Dick is stripped naked by the uniformed Female Police inspector, tied down, and has his arse whipped by the nubile perted titted Police officer!
"The women of 2007 never did this to you- did they? You male pig!" she screams as she whips his arse.
"Not for less than 300e an hour, love" replies our red arsed hero.

The whipping is stopped, and Dick is taken to see THE LEADER (see below)
"So you are the man from 400 years ago?" she says,
"I want you to show me what sex is, how do you do it, we have never heard of sex" she says as she removes her very large, extra large knickers.
"What is that object between your legs ?" she asks.
"Thats my baby batter maker" replies Dick,
"Well you will show me how it works" she says.

"Its going to be a long fucking night" thinks Dick.

After having sex with the LEADER 15 times that night, Dick is a little tired, and his penis is a little sore.
"WOW, Mister Spunk, that was heaven! Were all the men from 2007 such great sex machines as you are?", said the LEADER as she ran her hand thru Dicks hair.
"No not a chance, love, the entire Chelsea Football team were wimps and wankers, and also 1 or 2 posters from the E1 board" replied Dick.
"Mister Spunk, you can help me crush the leader of the resistance, Vagina Lad is our most dangerous enemy, here is his picture" She produced a wanted poster (see below).
"Fuck, he is the spitting image of his great great great great granddaddy Dub Lad"said Dick.
The LEADER continued . . ."Vagina lad has a secret device, it helps him immensely in his war against us, it is a device of great wisdom, which gives him advice, it is called weebee, we want to destroy weebee, will you help us, Mister Spunk?"
"No problem love" replies Dick- anything to get his penis out of her mouth.

So 2 hours later, Dick is infiltrated into the toughest part of Vagina City- Sinead o Connorstown, to link up with Vagina Lad, and to destroy weebee.