Why Can't We Be Friends?

friends, some of them - are not what they're cracked up to be.
and, yes - i am talking about - female friends.
they suck - BIGTIME.
yesireeeeeeeeeeeee, baby - they do.bee.do.bee.do.

that is why i really have NO female friends - i have always had mucho guy friends. and, when i do find a female that i like and can get along with...

...SHE STABS ME IN THE BACK.

friends, you know - stab friends - in the front, not in the back.

O, well, that's the way the COOKY crumbles, huh?


C'est la vie, and all that jazz.

I do have some very dear and close friends by the way. So don't think the worst. I'M OK

OOOooOOoOLaLa!

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