There Once Was An Escort From Wales:

There Once Was An Escort From Wales
Who Loved To Eat Cabbage And Snails.

When She Couldn't Find These
She Survived On The Chesse
That She Scraped From A Client's
Prick With Her Nails.

:D

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Originally Posted by Peter Pussy Eater

There Once Was An Escort From Wales
Who Loved To Eat Cabbage And Snails.

When She Couldn't Find These
She Survived On The Chesse
That She Scraped From A Client's
Prick With Her Nails.

:D

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There Once were two Escorts from Wales
In Rovers face they would wiggle their tails.
Much to their surprise it made the fucker rise
he'd come in their face and just miss their eyes.

There once was an escort in Wales,
Whose business was good for 2 days,
With the Irish in town,
To claim THE triple crown,
And the gland slam while we were there.....:D:D

There once was an escort from Wales
Who hankered after the good old days
When she dived into a ruck
She could always count on a f**k
From the best prop...Bull John Hayes.

There once was a hooker from Caerphilly
Who gave away an unnecessary free
On being sent to the sinbin
She flashed them all a wry grin
And attempted to importune the referee.

There once was an escort from wales .whose business had gone to the rails...............because of the sheep, that her clients would keep, ............with condoms.............. that were tied to their tails :D

There Once was an Escort form Wales,
who was giving special offers in her sales.
From 150 to 90 what a great bit of luck,
it makes the price reasonable for a good fuck.