Elizabeth will you marry me?
My dear Elizabeth Ive met no one like you in my life. Your one of a kind. Your funny, unpredictable, fiesty and good in the sack. What more can a man want in a woman. I dont know if you can cook or clean. That doesnt matter Im wealthy enough to hire a private chef to cook for us. Would Gordon Ramsey be good enough for you. We could get a few lovely ladys from this website to clean for us. Anyone of your choice. I live in a mansion in Dubbers. We could rename it Hilton towers. What Im saying is Elizabeth, will you do me the great honour of becoming my wife. Remember I busted you out of jail. Ill give up the cigars. Ill even clean the toilet with my tongue. Anything, just marry me and youll want for nothing. Ill change my name to Clint Hilton. I believe Carlos Marvado is a bit of a preacher here. So he will marry us. The honeymoon will be in Barbados. I have a diamond engagement ring for you. I also got you the juke box you requested. Mr Gene Hunt will be my best man. We hate each others guts, but hes the only person I know on this site. Im down on one knee and this hip is killing me. Dont keep me hanging Elizabeth whats it to be.
I,m the wan tha deflowerd dianne
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Originally Posted by
thehighwayman
What about that wee Vickers girl. She'll be devastated when she finds out your after another woman.
oh thon wan Dianne, i took her virginity you know :cool:
giddy oul heure wanted to houl my hand and stare in2 me eyes and all that shite. :( so i got the ould fat guy daniel to buy me 6 tins of harp lager.
dianne thought this was all grown-up of me, so i split it with her and let her drink 4 of em, so she,d be more pissed than me :D
i toul the heure that I LOVED HER and wanted to marry her but cudden cos i had a wee problem with me wee mickey :D
so she wanted to see, being pissed and all. so, i asked her cud i put me mickey into her fanny just for a wee minute and out again :cool:
AND SHE LET ME :eek:
and then i let her rub the warm sticky stuff into me HAIR :)