Its always sex with the lights on. WHY?
Sex in the Dark
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11-01-16, 20:15bollocksSex in the Dark
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11-01-16, 20:20Barney RubbleI usually find that most times that I visit an escort there is not enough light- I wanna see the lady that I am with!!Quote:
Originally Posted by bollocks
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11-01-16, 20:27alcatelBecause for too long the Irish were in the dark about the birds and the bees.Quote:
Originally Posted by bollocks
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11-01-16, 20:38dobSure they all look the same upside down in the darkQuote:
Originally Posted by alcatel
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11-01-16, 20:39bettercallsaulNo they don't,they really really don't :oQuote:
Originally Posted by dob
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11-01-16, 20:41alcatelHope you can feel the difference between a penis and vagina by touch.Quote:
Originally Posted by dob
Unless you're bi and it might not matter. -
11-01-16, 20:43alcatelAnd the bees have a sting in their tails.Quote:
Originally Posted by dob
The birds just shit on you. -
11-01-16, 20:44bollocksYeh, We even met them in the dark at discos, and they might as well have been deaf, with all that noise.Quote:
Originally Posted by alcatel
ALL YOU COULD DO IS FEEL and feel -
11-01-16, 20:54bollocks
[QUOTE=alcatel;1698510]Hope you can feel the difference between a penis and vagina by touch.
Unless you're bi and it might not matter.[/QUOT
One goes out and the other goes in
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11-01-16, 22:08willie wackerhttp://8a.img.v4.skyrock.net/7978/82...3_zSt7i6GM.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by bollocks