Wouldn't it be interesting..

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10-06-10, 16:09
Mr Magoo

Wouldn't it be interesting..

... to hear what the escort would write if the shoe was on the other foot.

'He greeted me at the door wearing a cheque shirt, chino's and runners. Unattractive sort with tangerine hair. Seen better days and probably pushing 55 although claimed he was 40. Money out of the way he refused a shower and got straight down to business.

Took off his trousers to reveal silky black stockings and a leather thong with orange pubic hair sticking out the sides. I started to giggle but had to say it was making me wet.

Shoved his tongue down my throat and stuck a finger up my arse while asking me to call him Wendy.

All over very fast and he just rolled over and lay there in a sweat. He then gave me a poor review.

Poor performance. Wouldn't recommend'.
10-06-10, 16:13
MILF Hunter

he he :D :p
10-06-10, 16:15
johnmurphy

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Originally Posted by Mr Magoo

... to hear what the escort would write if the shoe was on the other foot.

'He greeted me at the door wearing a cheque shirt, chino's and runners. Unattractive sort with tangerine hair. Seen better days and probably pushing 55 although claimed he was 40. Money out of the way he refused a shower and got straight down to business.

Took off his trousers to reveal silky black stockings and a leather thong with orange pubic hair sticking out the sides. I started to giggle but had to say it was making me wet.

Shoved his tongue down my throat and stuck a finger up my arse while asking me to call him Wendy.

All over very fast and he just rolled over and lay there in a sweat. He then gave me a poor review.

Poor performance. Wouldn't recommend'.

When did she see QPH?
10-06-10, 16:24
Jackdaniel

Nice One Mr Magoo, can think of a few variations to the story...you could have some fun with making them up!!
10-06-10, 17:14
Westsidex

Ah yeah

I walked up the sweaky stairwell to a single door at the end of a long dark hallway. As i rang the bell i trembled with nervousness and then......................then the doorway slowly opened to reveal a charming nice man in uniform. My heart skipped a beat and i said "westie"??????

Eh nope, im not westie. Ill call him for you.

"hey West?? West? Youve got company at the door". He will be with you in a sec." Night West, talk later."

"Good night Ladoooooooo, have a safe journey to work. The usual scrambled eggs on marinated toast with coffee in the morning."

"who are you?"

"i am the girl who phoned you."

"oh the one looking for the uniforms.Come in" Ill be ready in a sec." One sec there.i just set the clock for your time.Be with you in about 10 mins".

20 mins later. Im ready. How long are you staying for?

"thats your uniform?"

"you never said anything in particular so i figured a tracksuit would do".

"Ill stay for 30 mins."

"Ok Sweetie, have a shower first will you and make sure to wash your arse.Had a few close calls already with dirty arses. anyway time for a drink".

"oh thank you Westie".

"eh you have shower. the drink is mine."

"Im ready Westie."

"ok how can i help you?"

"well as discussed on the phon...................................whats thats noise?"

"oh there goes the alarm. Your time is up sweetie.It was nice to talk to you and i hope this half hour has left you some joyous memories.""Mind you step on the way out and let the ole cat in for me plz. And dont forget my review sweetie."

Good night,
Westside.
10-06-10, 17:32
MILF Hunter

someone posted this not too long ago...very funny :)

ME : Hello ***, you look georgous

*** : ooooohohhhhhoh

ME : 250.......

***: thank you, ill be with you in a sec..........

In i went, dropped my tweeds and out the load came.

ME : blush blush,

***: oh my ill get you some wipes.

Me :thank you

*** : your welcome, are you ok?

ME : yes i am

*** : great ,you know where the front door is, on yer bike.

Me : but.............

*** : out!!!!
10-06-10, 18:27
experiencedguy

"...to hear what the escort would write if the shoe was on the other foot. "

That would actually be awesome!!!!

Maybe a new thread? Funny stories from the Escort frontline?
10-06-10, 19:24
Jackdaniel

Excellent!!
10-06-10, 19:37
rover

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Magoo

... to hear what the escort would write if the shoe was on the other foot.

'He greeted me at the door wearing a cheque shirt, chino's and runners. Unattractive sort with tangerine hair. Seen better days and probably pushing 55 although claimed he was 40. Money out of the way he refused a shower and got straight down to business.

Took off his trousers to reveal silky black stockings and a leather thong with orange pubic hair sticking out the sides. I started to giggle but had to say it was making me wet.

Shoved his tongue down my throat and stuck a finger up my arse while asking me to call him Wendy.

All over very fast and he just rolled over and lay there in a sweat. He then gave me a poor review.

Poor performance. Wouldn't recommend'.

That sounds like me alright, only it takes me half an hour to get into gear and the other half hour rev up and fuck off. I always try to give a good review though. I'd have to bribe the escort with another 250 to give me a good review. :oadult-whack-it:yawn:
10-06-10, 19:42
Doozer

He reminded me of Nicolas Cage

He was gone in 60 seconds
10-06-10, 19:56
Cable87

Could definitely be a laugh if the ladies were to tell stories of some of their more interesting encounters, the good, bad, and the ugly! :D They could just leave out leave out names, dates, and locations of the encounters, and there would be no way of knowing who they were talking about, unless the punter in the story were able to figure out it was himself she was talking about! ;)
10-06-10, 19:57
thehighwayman

Were you reading Liz Hiltons blog again Mr Magoo? :D
10-06-10, 20:06
MILF Hunter

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Originally Posted by thehighwayman

Were you reading Liz Hiltons blog again Mr Magoo? :D

link please...anyone???

(via PM :) )
10-06-10, 20:11
thehighwayman

I haven't checked it out since she was on the forums a good few months back. I can't remember the link as it was complicated to remember with hyphens and all that. Google Liz Hilton escort blog and you should find it.
10-06-10, 21:57
Rayden

this is why i always try to be as nice (though honest) as possible in my reviews.
10-06-10, 22:07
Mr Magoo

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Originally Posted by Rayden

this is why i always try to be as nice (though honest) as possible in my reviews.

That's good to hear mate.

Some reviewers have said dreadful things about some of the ladies. Really offensive stuff that not only ruins their chances of making a few euros but must really hurt them on a personal level too.