Pet-names for privates?

This place is kind of dead today so i thought i would ask a question that requires a few word of an answer.

What do you call your privates, or even your partners privates ?

I call mine "the nameless one" or sometimes "quarter pounder with cheese" depending when i last showered :)

What do you women call your fun zones? I have a few ridiculous ones for breasts, such as "yabba dabbas" and "blouse bunnies" but would be interested in finding out any fun names you use.

I'm the only one on this board who names their genitals aren't I! ADMIT IT!!

This...this is a dark, dark day for me and the nameless one.

Not exactly what you asked, but I saw this period drama on bbc a while ago and the young lady referred to their virginity as her "maiden head" and her fella asked "Can I take your maiden head?". I thought that was funny :D Jesus, did people honestly speak like that 100 years ago? :eek:

Ian I don't think Quarterpoundher will be impressed you called your genitals after him. I just call mine Dick :D

As a child I used to call my lad my "Tiddly dee" lol

My favourite names for titties is "Love Bubbles" or "Norks" .... both manage a smirk. Female southern region nicknames tend to be a little more crude however. Generally there is no "nice" word....some of the crude ones are "Hatchet hole" "snatch" and "gee"

mickey!..........

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Originally Posted by thehighwayman

Ian I don't think Quarterpoundher will be impressed you called your genitals after him. I just call mine Dick :D

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Thats OK Highway mines a Big Mac and me buns are fresh outta the oven. :cool::D

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Originally Posted by experienced punter

mickey!..........

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BAN THIS CHARLATEN!!! :D

coulds been worse....coulda called the the queer fella Minnie

Mini Me

And if u want to see it it will cost u,

one million dollars!!! :D

No thanks, are you on the board of Manchester City by any chance :D