Could do with an escort right now

Any escorts looking for a client should pm me now. I cant fucken sleep, and am typing this in the nude... I haqve a problem with sleep, and wonder????????:

Dont bother pmmming me as i am going back to bed.............So much for 24 hour escorts, all of whom seem to knock off at 23.59,,,,,,,,,,,,,and dont restart until mid night.

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Originally Posted by bollocks

Dont bother pmmming me as i am going back to bed.............So much for 24 hour escorts, all of whom seem to knock off at 23.59,,,,,,,,,,,,,and dont restart until mid night.

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Jezz you only waited 13 mins FFS, it take that long for my laptop to fire up

Next time type insomniac into whatever search function is on this site and you should find someone compatible.

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Originally Posted by bollocks

Any escorts looking for a client should pm me now. I cant fucken sleep, and am typing this in the nude... I haqve a problem with sleep, and wonder????????:

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Could do some webcam with someone in New Zealand.
They're probably awake 6 am Irish time.

Simple answer bud since your online watch some porn helps me out when I'm horny and it's to late at night to see an escort lol.

Yeh, no one wants to pm poor old Bollocks.

By the way, I should have said I don't get payed till FRY-day

but u can Trust me