Bonus Xmas Dear Patricia comp

No point writing to Santa this year... You are on the naughty list!

The good news is, you can write to Patricia instead!

Make a post here telling Patricia what you'd like for Christmas or what you think another user here would like for Christmas*.

E.g.

"Dear Patricia, please may I have 1000 packets of Irish Rover Natural Dog Treats?"

"Dear Patricia, please can you buy Lee the Linguaphone Learn English Complete Language Course?"

"Dear Patricia, I want some serious dominatrix gear so I can beat my clients up in 2010!"

"Dear Patricia, could I have a very realistic love doll or alternatively a japanese sex robot?"

"Dear Patricia, I think experienced punter would really love a huge of knickers (preferably worn)!"

Closing date is 12th December 2009. You must add your letter to Patricia to this thread by then.*

One lucky writer to Patricia will get their Christmas wish answered!

After 12th December we will be conducting a public poll to chose the winner.

* Small Print
- Sorry, for legal reasons, we cannot give you time with an escort as a gift.
- Max gift value 1000 euro.
- Multiple entries from the same person are allowed
- Banned users cannot win this competition

all in the name of fun,
Westside.

this is just for awareness purposes

Plz put entries in the Comps Section.

Horay,
Westside.

pretty effing obvious actually

Dear Patricia, will you please ban Diamond Gypsy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Westsidex

Plz put entries in the Comps Section.

Horay,
Westside.

Dear Patricia, Will you please tell Westie to tell us that before we post on the wrong thread at 12:32 ?

Remember read the small print

the max gift value on this comp up to 1000 shiney ones.

Santa eat your heart out,
Westside.