the forums have taken a very serious twist today and it hump day and all,:(
Anyone what to hear more jokes, no,
can do the mods
Why so Serious
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27-04-16, 10:36hadawayWhy so Serious
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27-04-16, 10:59SteveB
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman asks, "Why the long face?" -
27-04-16, 11:07anon361
A guy walks into a bar.. Ouch :)
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27-04-16, 11:14SteveBhttps://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...JealCR-krkrI4qQuote:
Originally Posted by SophieX
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27-04-16, 11:15SteveBYou're my kind of gal Sophie. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by SophieX
Only bar you can imagine is one you get a drink in. :D -
27-04-16, 11:17SteveBGetting closer to that bar. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by SophieX
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27-04-16, 13:08FullLifeCongrats on making it to hump day,Quote:
Originally Posted by hadaway
here is your reward
http://i.imgur.com/PMfG4wJ.jpg
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27-04-16, 13:19LuckyLuserious twist?Quote:
Originally Posted by hadaway
man, obviously I am missing something. -
27-04-16, 13:31anon361Not a serious twist, a "serious" twist :lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by LuckyLu
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27-04-16, 13:38LuckyLuwell yet again. the joke's on me. LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by anon361
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27-04-16, 15:18hadawayYeah, people talking about nationalities so that a new one and i thought law and order was going to break down on Escort IrelandQuote:
Originally Posted by LuckyLu
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27-04-16, 15:27hadaway
Floki the Englishman, bollocks the Irishman and kendra the Scotswoman were arrested for fighting on the Isle of Man and sentenced to 10 lashes of the Cat of Nine Tails. As they lined up side by side for their punishment they were each allowed to throw something soft on their back to help dull the pain.
Floki the Englishman says "Throw a glorious English woolen blanket on my back and give me my ten, damn you"
kendra the Scotswoman says "Throw a finest Scottish tartan on my back and give me twenty, Aye"
bollocks the Irishman says "Throw that Englishman on my back and lash the hell out of me all day" -
27-04-16, 15:45redforeverWhere ya heading this weekend then ?Quote:
Originally Posted by SophieX
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27-04-16, 16:02hadawaydid you say Longford?Quote:
Originally Posted by SophieX
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27-04-16, 16:07redforeverNo she said navanQuote:
Originally Posted by hadaway
Anyway navan is code for wexford :D -
27-04-16, 16:12hadawayQuote:
Originally Posted by redforever
Never like navan, them balconies were very dangerous -
27-04-16, 16:29redforeverAwh don't be teasing poor hadaway like that . .Quote:
Originally Posted by SophieX
He was already down at the car wash with the skoda -
27-04-16, 17:02hadawaynope, im changing the tyres actually red, its hot out there today isn't It?Quote:
Originally Posted by redforever
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27-04-16, 17:07redforeverIt's not me you need to impress :)Quote:
Originally Posted by hadaway
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27-04-16, 17:11hadawaywho ????????Quote:
Originally Posted by redforever
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27-04-16, 17:15casmanAre you sure about that,i thought you loved the cock Red :p :DQuote:
Originally Posted by redforever
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27-04-16, 17:17redforeverAsk soapy . . .Quote:
Originally Posted by casman
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27-04-16, 17:19casmanI don't punt in Cavan or Dundalk sorry,i'm more than happy with my regular ladies,thanks ;) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by redforever
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27-04-16, 17:23redforeverGood to know . . . But what's cavan or Dundalk got to do with anything ?Quote:
Originally Posted by casman
Nice to meet you cas :p -
27-04-16, 17:38casmanI know sure i'm a gentleman,they're all telling me that,check out my other ones lol ;) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by redforever
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27-04-16, 17:43redforeverWow you conveniently made part of my quote disappearQuote:
Originally Posted by casman
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27-04-16, 17:44redforeverIs that what all the escorts say to ya :DQuote:
Originally Posted by casman
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27-04-16, 18:06willie wackerWhat Galway :yikes:Quote:
Originally Posted by SophieX
It's very cold here now :o -
27-04-16, 18:12willie wackerDamn I knew there was a catch :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by SophieX
Your going to limerick so ;) -
27-04-16, 18:12casmanTreat those with the same respect as you yourself would like to be treated,is my motto when meeting these ladies,i'm happy knowing i have treated these ladies with the respect they deserve when i had met them,what they choose to say about me after,is their business.Quote:
Originally Posted by redforever
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27-04-16, 18:14redforeverPmsl . . . :pQuote:
Originally Posted by casman
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27-04-16, 18:16willie wackerDamn it Cork ya bitch tell the truth, is corky going to lunch as well :flirt:Quote:
Originally Posted by SophieX
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27-04-16, 18:31willie wackerPmslQuote:
Originally Posted by SophieX
Enjoy lunch and watch out for them skoda,s :p