A very important message for everyone

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09-03-10, 17:49
Westsidex

A very important message for everyone

Dont buy a Spar firelog.

they dont fuckin light,
Westside.
09-03-10, 17:52
Mousey

Convert to oil, you inner city knack ;)
09-03-10, 17:58
Westsidex

Quote:

Originally Posted by anonymouse

Convert to oil, you inner city knack ;)

i have oil but dont bother using it. I prefer an open fire as long as im around to watch it.

you tattood rodent,
Westside.
09-03-10, 18:04
Mousey

Yeah, it'd be:

"Do you smell burning rubber?"

;)
09-03-10, 18:05
Westsidex

Quote:

Originally Posted by KellyCurvybabe

mousie just think of having sensual sex by the fire my skin glowing and you licking me all over

mmmm i need a fire

Now what has this got to do with spar firelogs?

ill kick you all over,
Westside.
09-03-10, 18:05
westcorklad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Westsidex

Dont buy a Spar firelog.

they dont fuckin light,
Westside.

Heres a tip.
With a poker or something similar gouge a small hole in the top of the firelog then place a piece of paper in the hole and light it.This should do the trick.

Coming soon:
How to Correctly Use a Teabag.;);)
09-03-10, 18:06
Westsidex

Nope thats the smell of burning fur

Quote:

Originally Posted by anonymouse

Yeah, it'd be:

"Do you smell burning rubber?"

;)

Humpty Dumpty was pushed,
Westside.
09-03-10, 18:08
Westsidex

Should work ok

Quote:

Originally Posted by westcorklad

Heres a tip.
With a poker or something similar gouge a small hole in the top of the firelog then place a piece of paper in the hole and light it.This should do the trick.

Coming soon:
How to Correctly Use a Teabag.;);)

http://www.domebuilder.com/assets/im...house_-_11.JPG

Thanks for the tip,
Westside.
09-03-10, 18:09
Mousey

Quote:

Originally Posted by KellyCurvybabe

dam mousie how the hell did your cock catch fire

I'm hot ;)

http://www.crazyshit.com/site/pics/i...me_thrower.jpg
09-03-10, 18:16
westcorklad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Westsidex

http://www.domebuilder.com/assets/im...house_-_11.JPG

Thanks for the tip,
Westside.

Glad to be of help
http://www.eastwoodstove.com/gas/fir...nuid=published
09-03-10, 19:44
luther

It's not automatic...............

Quote:

Originally Posted by Westsidex

Dont buy a Spar firelog.

they dont fuckin light,
Westside.

You have to apply a flame to it..........
09-03-10, 20:05
Westsidex

Quote:

Originally Posted by luther

You have to apply a flame to it..........

Ah shit,
Westside.
09-03-10, 20:49
luther

It that works..........

Quote:

Originally Posted by Westsidex

Ah shit,
Westside.

I'll have to start to worry about what you're eating..............
09-03-10, 21:03
rover

This makes a change from Elvis Westie, but you'll probably have a moan about him as well.:angryfire:

YouTube - Johnny Cash-Ring of Fire 1963

Here's another on, just in case.

YouTube - Arthur Brown - Fire