Best tombstone inscriptions

Mine's goin to be "Stiff at last" after the funny story.
but my fav is "I told you I was ill" Spike Milligan.

What would you like on yours?

cremation ftw, fuc this being burried lark..

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Originally Posted by funlover12

cremation ftw, fuc this being burried lark..

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Theres an idea, get buried at sea and still have a tombstone somewhere that says "Gone Fishing"

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Originally Posted by pigsmickey

Theres an idea, get buried at sea and still have a tombstone somewhere that says "Gone Fishing"

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or "Bin Laden...

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Originally Posted by pigsmickey

Mine's goin to be "Stiff at last" after the funny story.
but my fav is "I told you I was ill" Spike Milligan.

What would you like on yours?

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I don't regret the things I have done
I regret the things I have not done.

King Charles II
(1630-85)
God bless our good and gracious King,
Whose promise none relied on;
Who never said a foolish thing,
Nor ever did a wise one.

And the classic,
This is the grave of Mike O’Day
Who died maintaining his right of way.
He right was clear his will was strong.
But he’s just as dead as if he’d been wrong.

Martha Dias (1730-1800)

Here lies the body of Martha Dias,
Who was always uneasy and totally over pious.
She lived to the age of threescore and ten,
And gave that to the worms she refused to all men.

Name Unknown (C18th)
Here lies my poor wife, much lamented,
She is happy and I am contented.

Elizabeth Charlotte (date unknown)

Here lie the bones of Elizabeth Charlotte
Born a virgin, died a harlot.
She was aye a virgin at seventeen
A remarkable thing in Aberdeen.

Name unknown (C19th)
Here lies my dear wife, a slattern and a shrew.
If I said I regretted her, I should lie too.

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!" General John Sedgwick at the Battle of Spotsylvania Court House immediately before being killed by enemy fire.

"Let all brave Prussians follow me!" Field Marshal Kurt Christoph Graf von Schwerin at the Battle of Prague, immediately before getting hit in the head by a cannonball.

"Don't worry, it's not loaded." Terry Kath of the band Chicago, just before putting a pistol to his temple and pulling the trigger.

"Aw, no one's gonna shoot at me." Lee Harvey Oswald, convicted killer of John F. Kennedy, moments before getting shot by Jack Ruby.

H from Steps gravestone.

Simple and classic.

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Rest In Peace H.

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Originally Posted by spur

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Where did they bury the rest of him??

“Beam me up.”

Gary Burris-- Executed by lethal injection in 1997, almost 20 years after shooting an Indianapolis cab driver. While in prison, he confessed to another inmate that he had held the victim down while he pleaded for his life.

Not on a tombstone I know but funny nevertheless.

“Tell my family and friends I love them, tell the governor he just lost my vote. Y’all hurry this along, I’m dying to get out of here.”

Christopher Scott Emmett -- Executed by lethal injection in 2008, Emmett was convicted of murder for fatally beating his co-worker with a brass lamp.

Also not on a tombstone...