ugliest wommen

a trucker goes into a brothel and hands the madam 500 dollars.he says,"i want your ugliest women and a bolongna sandwich." the madam says,"for that kind of money,you could have one of my finest girls and surf and turf".the trucker says,"im not horny, i'm homesick.":)

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No, on second thought, forget I said anything.