Limp Penis

As I said the last visit to an escort was a disaster. I was barely in the room before she wanted to put a condom on me.
Most decent escorts would get you aroused first.

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Originally Posted by bollocks

As I said the last visit to an escort was a disaster. I was barely in the room before she wanted to put a condom on me.
Most decent escorts would get you aroused first.

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Bring a splint with you the next time . .

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Originally Posted by redforever

Bring a splint with you the next time . .

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Just wait until the ladies have these in their bedside drawer :yikes:

http://www.stays-hard.com

I prefer the term '' limp dick''.

There is more symmetry and less syllables to it.

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Originally Posted by alcatel

I prefer the term '' limp dick''.

There is more symmetry and less syllables to it.

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Good job you didn't say "it rolls off the tongue a lot easier".
We'd be taking the piss all night for that.

I was about to ask if the word, tongue, was missing but I see you spotted it.

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Originally Posted by alcatel

I was about to ask if the word, tongue, was missing but I see you spotted it.

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Chubby fingers and smartphones aren't a great mix.

Dam right man

How does this get 5 stars when it is describing a bad experience.?....are people for reel