Black, Green, and Red Cock............... FFS Seriously ?

Hi guys

I picked up a pack of condoms in a hurry to find out they were colored now I totally get that someone might wish to pretend they have a black cock or like watching a lady giving them a BJ with a black one too.

But what about having a red, blue or orange cock, would it not put you off sharing a sex act with colored cocks ?

Lady Von Teese

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Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese

Hi guys

I picked up a pack of condoms in a hurry to find out they were colored now I totally get that someone might wish to pretend they have a black cock or like watching a lady giving them a BJ with a black one too.

But what about having a red, blue or orange cock, would it not put you off sharing a sex act with colored cocks ?

Lady Von Teese

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men care about colour when getting a BJ? I don't think you know men very well!

if it looks more like an ice lolly the girls might want to actually suck it.

I wouldn't mind too much about colour , light blue would suit

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Originally Posted by Dick

men care about colour when getting a BJ? I don't think you know men very well!

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Oh you in a bit of a mood, I never said that guys did not care or did care about colour so unsure why you are saying I dont know men loll lol

I was simply asking a question and trying to get away from all the negative shit on the other thread I wrote so it would be good if you read this thread honey and not take on board issues of any other poster here, thanks
Lady Von Teese

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Originally Posted by dan8808

if it looks more like an ice lolly the girls might want to actually suck it.

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lol loll good one. lol x

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Originally Posted by robbie9

I wouldn't mind too much about colour , light blue would suit

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Blue is for sure my colour honey, I will pm you later and you can make your own mind up with the photos. lol

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Originally Posted by zilch

Any green , white and gold coloured ones or would i have to wear 3 of them mistress :)

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OMG, now Zilch are you seriously looking to have me put you over my knees too and spank your ass, ffs I would feel nothing even with the beep beep I use to enhance the feeling on a warm hard throbbing cock sliding ever so slowly inside me as my muscles inside grab it like dear life and give it a good work out before moving on to all those position on the bed, in front of the mirror etc etc lol .

Of course I like to pay it safe but 3 of them regardless who wishes to fuck me with the Irish flag, Jesus man, you really are going to have to work your ass off. And what about my suggestion with the lovely Sherry, you up for it second time round. lol x

Lady Von teese

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Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese

Hi guys

I picked up a pack of condoms in a hurry to find out they were colored now I totally get that someone might wish to pretend they have a black cock or like watching a lady giving them a BJ with a black one too.

But what about having a red, blue or orange cock, would it not put you off sharing a sex act with colored cocks ?

Lady Von Teese

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I prefer my cock to be red with lipstick not a condom lol

Oh I'm not moody at all, always in control ;) Just saying the last thing on a mans mind when his cock is in a nice warm mouth

and no one influences me honey, I am very much my own master.... as you may see one day!

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Originally Posted by wakka

I prefer my cock to be red with lipstick not a condom lol

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Lol And I much prefer my red stay on lipstick which cost me 89 Euros to be either on my lips or on in the tube, not on some guys nipples when I am playing with them. loll x

Lady Von teese

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Originally Posted by Dick

Oh I'm not moody at all, always in control ;) Just saying the last thing on a mans mind when his cock is in a nice warm mouth

and no one influences me honey, I am very much my own master.... as you may see one day!

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The dick master

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Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese

Lol And I much prefer my red stay on lipstick which cost me 89 Euros to be either on my lips or on in the tube, not on some guys nipples when I am playing with them. loll x

Lady Von teese

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lol--then i'll have to buy you a cheap version that doesn't stay on lol x

One lady I went to had green condoms. It was a first for me, and I actually found it kind of funny.

Didn't detract from my enjoying myself at all though. :p

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Originally Posted by Dick

Oh I'm not moody at all, always in control ;) Just saying the last thing on a mans mind when his cock is in a nice warm mouth

and no one influences me honey, I am very much my own master.... as you may see one day!

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Good to hear honey as so many keep falling for those messages that keep going around when I post, small horn back so guess he got one loll

Lady Von Teese

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Originally Posted by wakka

lol--then i'll have to buy you a cheap version that doesn't stay on lol x

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Oh you cheapskate. And my birthday coming up to. lol x

Lady Von Teese

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Originally Posted by Zealot7

One lady I went to had green condoms. It was a first for me, and I actually found it kind of funny.

Didn't detract from my enjoying myself at all though. :p

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Loll if I was to see a green one on a cock then it would be like sucking or fucking a zombie out of the walking dead, so you would not see me for dust honey. lol I like my cocks to look like a good healthy cock. But then again Zilch wants to go all out and sick the colours of the Irish flag up me. Lol lol


Lady Von Teese

Tis a lovely evening

[QUOTE=Ladyvonteese;1624067]Oh you cheapskate. And my birthday coming up to. lol x

Lady Von Teese

does that mean i'll get punished?x

love the idea of a threesome but never had one. Maybe mistress commanding 2 slaves to interact with each other and her

The black ones, look interesting,

Where I can buy a few boxes for me.

Sweet Like Sugar, Dirty like Mel:flirt:

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Originally Posted by sugarmel

The black ones, look interesting,

Where I can buy a few boxes for me.

Sweet Like Sugar, Dirty like Mel:flirt:

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heres some flavoured ones

Strawberry Sundae, Hot Chocolate, Ice Cream, Orange Soda, Blueberry Muffin & Crazy Cola?

http://www.smarthealth.ie/bulk_boxes/flavoured_(144)/

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Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese

Oh you cheapskate. And my birthday coming up to. lol x

Lady Von Teese

does that mean i'll get punished?x

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Loll Yes but only if you pay me and it makes me laugh too. Lol

lady Von Teese

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Originally Posted by Dick

love the idea of a threesome but never had one. Maybe mistress commanding 2 slaves to interact with each other and her

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FFS, now that sounds hot and with Zilches suggestion of the glow in the dark condoms, I could turn off the light and have an amazing cock fight. loll x
Lady Von Teese

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Originally Posted by zilch

Any glow in the dark condoms mistress ? Could me fun lol :)

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OMG, as the other thread about my birthday suggestions at one of the fetish events, you just given me a great idea for fun at another club I will be also celebrating at, do they exist and where will I buy them if they do?

I could go with glow in the dark and by the way if glow in the dark one do exist and you know where I can get them, I am serious. lol xx
Lady Von Teese

[QUOTE=Ladyvonteese;1624129]

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Originally Posted by wakka

Loll Yes but only if you pay me and it makes me laugh too. Lol

lady Von Teese



FFS, now that sounds hot and with Zilches suggestion of the glow in the dark condoms, I could turn off the light and have an amazing cock fight. loll x
Lady Von Teese




OMG, as the other thread about my birthday suggestions at one of the fetish events, you just given me a great idea for fun at another club I will be also celebrating at, do they exist and where will I buy them if they do?

I could go with glow in the dark and by the way if glow in the dark one do exist and you know where I can get them, I am serious. lol xx
Lady Von Teese

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google is your friend!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Pasante%C2%A.../dp/B00319FBG0

Fix your quotes people

[QUOTE=Ladyvonteese;1624129][QUOTE=wakka;1624072]

Loll Yes but only if you pay me and it makes me laugh too. Lol

lady Von Teese



FFS, now that sounds hot and with Zilches suggestion of the glow in the dark condoms, I could turn off the light and have an amazing cock fight. loll x
Lady Von Teese


Deal xxx

[QUOTE=Dick;1624142]

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Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese

google is your friend!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Pasante%C2%A.../dp/B00319FBG0

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[QUOTE=zilch;1624139]

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Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese

Looks like they do :)

https://www.mycondom.com/exs-glow-in-the-dark-condom

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I for sure have to say, Zilch and Dick are for sure working so well together this evening, and being the greedy bitch I am, not only is my mind bolling but both my head and right hand are going like the fecking clappers. Lol lol x
Thanks guys for the links and well use your imagination. loll xx

Lady Von Teese


[QUOTE=wakka;1624150][QUOTE=Ladyvonteese;1624129][QUOTE=wakka;1624072



FFS, now that sounds hot and with Zilches suggestion of the glow in the dark condoms, I could turn off the light and have an amazing cock fight. loll x
Lady Von Teese


Deal xxx[/QUOTE]

Feck that I seeing Zilch and Dick doing the cock fight and the winners get to fuck me and the other winner get to spank my ass with his cock while Im being fucked. Loll

You, will have to be fucking the female Sherry as I am also a big voyeur also, fuck the 3same let all have a 5some. loll xx

Lady Von Teese

Ok, I am deadly serious? with this 3some or 5some I mentioned, loll

Lady Von Teese

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Originally Posted by zilch

Oh yes I am defo up for Sherry , LVT fun and games. Now let me check with Sherry's diary to see when she is back. If I talk really nicely to her she might just say yes :)

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I like them glow in the dark condoms,it like a big prick coming at you in the dark,lol

I missed this thread I was working well I still am,a bit off fun is great,good on you ladyvonteese,xx

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Originally Posted by tom rambo

I missed this thread I was working well I still am,a bit off fun is great,good on you ladyvonteese,xx

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yes well honey, seriously check the other one which got closed because of the bitching. Thats two today one deleted and one closed, you'll see that even when I am ignoring the bitch mob, they still come in a keep banging on bulshit about me which is as you know not true. Some people just are so well able to lower themselves without me doing anything. Oh and read this one, its so fecking funny and you'll see also why I am looking forward to meeting up with Sherry and Zilch. "happy fecking days hon" Loll

or it could be the Zilch banned thread also. lol

Lady Von Teese

Zilch,can't go wrong with you and Sherry,Jesus he is some man for one man to take on ye two,

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Originally Posted by tom rambo

Zilch,can't go wrong with you and Sherry,Jesus he is some man for one man to take on ye two,

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I'm also throwing my cock in the ring, love to try a 3/4/5 some, give the birthday girl something to remember

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Originally Posted by tom rambo

Zilch,can't go wrong with you and Sherry,Jesus he is some man for one man to take on ye two,

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I think if Sherry is anything like me then, Zilch may need a week by the sounds of thing just to recover. Loll
Lady Von Teese

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Originally Posted by Dick

I'm also throwing my cock in the ring, love to try a 3/4/5 some, give the birthday girl something to remember

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rates? .....

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Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese

I think if Sherry is anything like me then, Zilch may need a week by the sounds of thing just to recover. Loll
Lady Von Teese

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zilch and cruzy together , now that is a wild night with you chucked in , Crazy threesome

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Originally Posted by robbie9

zilch and cruzy together , now that is a wild night with you chucked in , Crazy threesome

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And dont forget the UV glow in the dark condoms, and Dick and Zilch having a cock fight for our ladies entertainment, plus all 3 of them, up for giving me lots of head, got to stop thinking about all this, its doing more than my head in. Loll

Happy days. What a birthday. Xx:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:
Lady Von Teese

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Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese

And dont forget the UV glow in the dark condoms, and Dick and Zilch having a cock fight for our ladies entertainment, plus all 3 of them, up for giving me lots of head, got to stop thinking about all this, its doing more than my head in. Loll

Happy days. What a birthday. Xx:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:
Lady Von Teese

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Skin Deep was that film ;)
http://i.imgur.com/uSzRSJm.gif

Love them glow in the dark

Thanks willy but I only have internet connection on my phone here and can't see it so I'll have a look tomorrow when I'm out, thanks. X

Loll. Lol. Ok now I got it, but slow tonight honey. So they do light up in the dark. Loll.for sure I'm buying them. They look so much fun. Xx

Lady Von Teese