I was in town once and a homeless guy tried to mug me with a knife, so I grabbed the blade with my hand and broke it clean off. That is all I have.
Ohhhh I also did a push-up all by myself ;)
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I was in town once and a homeless guy tried to mug me with a knife, so I grabbed the blade with my hand and broke it clean off. That is all I have.
Ohhhh I also did a push-up all by myself ;)
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Dunno if that was manly , luckily maybe . Manly would be to offer him a home , !!!
A woman I was with returned to my bed from visiting the toilet , soon after she was aghast as she found a dingleberry on the bedsheet , I took the blame and appologised profusely , flicked it on the floor and made love !
We were out in a social group that we didn't really know when my wife let of a silent but extremly violent fart, I apologised and took the disapproval looks from the others..
Scary that we can recognise our partners farts :yikes:
PS, got loads of brownie points from her for it..
I rode a Belarussian motorbike through Vietnam's mountain regions in December. To be fair all the boys did the dirty work like oil and tyres etc but I rode it :)
Made that first call and went on my first punt !
Also this one time...I stubbed my toe real bad and it only took me 5 minutes to stop crying.....
i knit a lovely sweater for my mommy....well i started to....
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In the morning I need a belt. Find it on yesterday's trousers, they become today's trousers!!