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29-11-10, 10:59
benin

I'm cold and worse than that

Mary wont win x factor...gutted i am
29-11-10, 11:04
Tentative Toe

I'd rather have my goolies frozen and served to me in a stick than watch Xfactor, celebrity whatsit and all those other "talent" shows that seem to go on for ever.

Bring back Monkey Magic. It was properly crap but I loved it.
29-11-10, 11:05
benin

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Originally Posted by Tentative Toe

I'd rather have my goolies frozen and served to me in a stick than watch Xfactor, celebrity whatsit and all those other "talent" shows that seem to go on for ever.

Bring back Monkey Magic. It was properly crap but I loved it.

what the fuck was monkey magic?....was it monkeynut playing card tricks on a bus?
29-11-10, 11:08
magicalman9357

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Originally Posted by benin

Mary wont win x factor...gutted i am

Very cold today it is.
29-11-10, 11:11
Tentative Toe

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Originally Posted by benin

what the fuck was monkey magic?....was it monkeynut playing card tricks on a bus?

Oh, the young,
just look at these special effects, could have been made this morning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0nfdk3qCNQ
29-11-10, 11:14
wellhungchap

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Originally Posted by Tentative Toe

Oh, the young,
just look at these special effects, could have been made this morning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0nfdk3qCNQ

i fucking love "Monkey".. deedin now i do be th'singing the theme song adin inside in me own offive, whilst pulling chest hairs and blowing on them whilst waving them in front of my face, then getting adin inside in a cloud whats got a big bastard machine gun on it, then after the cloud drives me to where i want to gan, im going to jump off it, and absolutely fucking destroy some enemies, whilst my big eared friend "Pigsy" snorts at that fish faced cunt whose name escapes me............. id say:)
29-11-10, 11:17
benin

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Originally Posted by wellhungchap

i fucking love "Monkey".. deedin now i do be th'singing the theme song adin inside in me own offive, whilst pulling chest hairs and blowing on them whilst waving them in front of my face, then getting adin inside in a cloud whats got a big bastard machine gun on it, then after the cloud drives me to where i want to gan, im going to jump off it, and absolutely fucking destroy some enemies, whilst my big eared friend "Pigsy" snorts at that fish faced cunt whose name escapes me............. id say:)

i'm none the wiser now ....still enjoyed reading that anyway lol
29-11-10, 11:19
Experienced Punter esq

great all the same on days like this where u can keep your hands nice & warm inside your underpants wrapped around your hot pumping blood filled mickey..
29-11-10, 11:22
benin

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Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq

great all the same on days like this where u can keep your hands nice & warm inside your underpants wrapped around your hot pumping blood filled mickey..

off topic.....and disturbing image aswell :D
29-11-10, 11:22
dr love

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Originally Posted by benin

Mary wont win x factor...gutted i am

Have faith benny ,it's only the weather has you down ,turn up heating bro lol doc;
29-11-10, 11:26
vampirejackie

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Originally Posted by benin

Mary wont win x factor...gutted i am

We all knew that, Matt to win, he is just simply gorgeous.......and has a fantasic vioce.
29-11-10, 11:29
benin

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We all knew that, Matt to win, he is just simply gorgeous.......and has a fantasic vioce.

actually rebecca is the bookies favourite now...matt is 3rd favourite behind one direction......not that id watch it

that cher is an annoying little fecker

i might have made up most of that...except the cher bit
29-11-10, 11:32
Tentative Toe

Its days like this made me give up working on a building site.

Naturally with my luck the next job I had was in a cold store at -27 degrees.
29-11-10, 11:40
vampirejackie

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Originally Posted by benin

actually rebecca is the bookies favourite now...matt is 3rd favourite behind one direction......not that id watch it

that cher is an annoying little fecker

i might have made up most of that...except the cher bit

For someone who doesnt watch it you know allot about it! rebecca has a good voice, but she doesnt perform, she just stands there, one direction are too much samey samey, getting too old to be arsed with cliqued boybands, matt is my hero! lol
29-11-10, 11:43
ThomasJ

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Originally Posted by benin

i'm none the wiser now ....still enjoyed reading that anyway lol

Was a great show in the early 80's - with all the re runs on don't know how the TV people missed this one.
29-11-10, 11:44
benin

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Originally Posted by vampirejackie

For someone who doesnt watch it you know allot about it! rebecca has a good voice, but she doesnt perform, she just stands there, one direction are too much samey samey, getting too old to be arsed with cliqued boybands, matt is my hero! lol

matt's drug problems might bite him in the ass ...did you see todays papers?
29-11-10, 11:45
vampirejackie

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Originally Posted by benin

matt's drug problems might bite him in the ass ...did you see todays papers?

Thats Wagner!
29-11-10, 11:46
benin

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Originally Posted by vampirejackie

Thats Wagner!

no wagner was saturdays news....todays papers its matt...ffs and you a fan lol
29-11-10, 11:53
vampirejackie

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Originally Posted by benin

no wagner was saturdays news....todays papers its matt...ffs and you a fan lol

They were saying wagner on the radio this morning, not matt, will have to check this out! lol
29-11-10, 14:28
benin

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Originally Posted by benin

actually rebecca is the bookies favourite now...matt is 3rd favourite behind one direction......not that id watch it

that cher is an annoying little fecker

i might have made up most of that...except the cher bit

and another thing i dont get is....that cher is annoying but still i'm thinking is she 18 or whats the story??????
29-11-10, 14:42
vampirejackie

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Originally Posted by benin

and another thing i dont get is....that cher is annoying but still i'm thinking is she 18 or whats the story??????

Shes 17 :)
29-11-10, 14:43
benin

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Originally Posted by vampirejackie

Shes 17 :)

i can wait....lol
29-11-10, 14:47
magicalman9357

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Originally Posted by benin

i can wait....lol

I do like your thinking too lol :)