problem solving

i like ginger beer but never have a bottle opener

i used train tables..now while on the motorway got mammy to pull in so i could use a road sign classy

what problems do you solve with less conventional methods

happy bank hoilday off on the razzmatazz

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Originally Posted by annabel taylor

i like ginger beer but never have a bottle opener

i used train tables..now while on the motorway got mammy to pull in so i could use a road sign classy

what problems do you solve with less conventional methods

happy bank hoilday off on the razzmatazz

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This iphone case is very useful:

http://gadgetsin.com/uploads/2011/01...e_opener_1.jpg

Try a Moscow Mule cocktail: vodka, ginger beer, and lime juice, garnished with a wedge of lime ;)

sometimes, a problem may arise in the office, like i need to shoot my load, but there are employees around, i solve this problem by going to my other office upstairs, logging onto lobstertube, and cranking one out whilst looking at XXX rated hardcore pornographyadult-whack-it

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Originally Posted by annabel taylor

i like ginger beer but never have a bottle opener

i used train tables..now while on the motorway got mammy to pull in so i could use a road sign classy

what problems do you solve with less conventional methods

happy bank hoilday off on the razzmatazz

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Can you change that to ginger beards? :D
I have a short well trimmed red beard.

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Originally Posted by annabel taylor

i like ginger beer but never have a bottle opener

i used train tables..now while on the motorway got mammy to pull in so i could use a road sign classy

what problems do you solve with less conventional methods

happy bank hoilday off on the razzmatazz

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use your dogs teeth:D

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Originally Posted by bendmychasis

use your dogs teeth:D

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Go duck yourself

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Originally Posted by annabel taylor

Go fuck yourself

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i fixed it
annabel:)

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Originally Posted by tom sand

i fixed it
annabel:)

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My dictionary don't allow curses

Some versions of the Uzi submachine gun, and all Galil rifles have bottle openers. Both were designed by Uziel Gal for the Israeli Defence Forces. Clever people, the Israeli’s, got their priorities right.

Should get one, Annabel. You would not have any trouble opening your ginger beer bottles, and it would make an interesting conversation piece during conversations you might have with clients who want to negotiate with you.

http://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Bottle...-Bottle-Opener

I respectfully suggest you approach idea #1 with caution, which is,
“Examine your environment for suitable edges, crevices, slots, holes and shapes that might allow a bottle-top to be inserted.”
Choose your slots, holes and shapes carefully, and with a full risk assessment.