Ever see these demotivational posters? There are some really good ones floating around the web. Check these out:
http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/forum/imgcache/4013.png
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_t_xlGGymR7...s800/37263.jpg
http://assets.shitbrix.com/hashed_si...53131-4807.jpg
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-04...1035198372.jpg
http://s3.amazonaws.com/hhh-silos/ha...3938539959.jpg