Escorts carbon footprint

It must be huge ?
When you think about all the flights per year
Then the travelling up and down the country
Then all the showers in between appointments (the clean ones that is)
Then all the lube
Then the astronomical amount of condoms.
Even the carbon dioxide with all that huffing and puffing by old crinkly guys like me on top of them panting and banging away.

Like do they ever think about the environment when they are on their quest to make themselves rich ?

I know some escorts are touchy so i will end my post on a joke.

IF A GUY GOT LAID EVERY NIGHT FOR A YEAR AND KEPT ALL THE CONDOMS TO BE MELTED INTO A TYRE FOR HIS CAR WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED ?

A GOODYEAR

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Originally Posted by Ass Hunter

IF A GUY GOT LAID EVERY NIGHT FOR A YEAR AND KEPT ALL THE CONDOMS TO BE MELTED INTO A TYRE FOR HIS CAR WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED ?

A GOODYEAR

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More like a big dick!!

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Originally Posted by SteveB

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Nice one thanks

Very good.
Good original post :)

Not much science in the OP to back up the idea (We need graphs etc to see the extent of the problem)

However Sophies iMac / Phone replacements etc may well be the cause of the few hot days we had recently :shrug: