So, imagine you have just arrived at the specified hotel room & exchanged pleasantries with the beautiful lady of your choosing......
Suddenly, and without warning, there is a knock on the hotel room door!
How would you react?
I don't mind admitting that a mild feeling of shear panic crept in, until I realised it was just some langer who had been there earlier that day & forgot his phone.
True story!!!
How would you react?
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10-12-14, 09:15jamieboyoHow would you react?
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10-12-14, 09:23Hagane00My heart would jump!Quote:
Originally Posted by jamieboyo
Then my mind would run through a slew of scenarios, mostly bad :(
Then Id prob ask the lady if she was expecting someone,ask her real name in case of guards (i know its not illegal yet!), while I reach for my clothes ;) -
10-12-14, 09:46jamieboyoWell my heart definitely skipped a few beats.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hagane00
And my mind definitely went through a slew of scenarios, mostly bad :(
All is well that ends well...... -
10-12-14, 10:06cormSo what happened? Are you posting this from prison?Quote:
Originally Posted by jamieboyo
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10-12-14, 10:20jamieboyoA bit of arresting took place a couple of minutes later alright, but fortunately I was not arrested by the guy who forgot his phone, but by a very beautiful lady :pQuote:
Originally Posted by corm
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10-12-14, 10:22ALoverOfBoobs
"Ello may i elp yuu? oh sorry misher dee lady is buzzie undressing.. com bak later si vous plait" sorry.. just had to :D (totally random i know)
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10-12-14, 10:27Naughtynatalie
see this is why I ask every gent before he leaves to check they have their phone, wallet, keys etc
Because anything left behind, I keep, its in the small print .............. just dont read the small print though :D -
10-12-14, 10:35jamieboyo
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Naughty by name & naughty by nature. I suppose possession is 9/10ths of the law!Quote:
Originally Posted by Naughtynatalie
So ladies, would you ever keep something your guy left behind? -
10-12-14, 10:40NaughtynatalieLol I dont really keep anyone's stuff hun, I was joking but I do ALWAYS make all gents check they have everything before leaving ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by jamieboyo
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10-12-14, 10:45jamieboyoI know you were joking Natalie.......can't imagine any of the ladies wanting to keep anything of ours!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Naughtynatalie
Except of course for the few naughty ladies who steal our undies for their own sexual gratification.....tuts!! -
10-12-14, 10:52Best BeforeI would shout " Read the fucking DO NOT DISTURB sign" .Quote:
Originally Posted by jamieboyo
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10-12-14, 11:03jamieboyoImagine if I answered the door & asked him if he was back so soon for more!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Best Before
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10-12-14, 11:10SteveBAnd if you leave your car keys, she keeps the car.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Naughtynatalie
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10-12-14, 12:20WatWatWat
I have a plan in place for just such an occasion.
1. Find out who is at the door and what they know.
2. Exit through the window.
3. Take car to a secluded area a burn it.
4. Hijack another car to get home.
5. Destroy laptops computers and phones.
6. Shave my legs put on a dress get already prepared passports and burn the house.
7. Get to airport and onto the next flight to Puerto Rico. Ireland has no extradition treaty with them.
8. Live happily ever after. -
10-12-14, 12:28funlover12missed a very important step, otherwise theyll just follow you out the windowQuote:
Originally Posted by WatWatWat
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10-12-14, 12:34HairyPotter
probably just room service, the police don't usually knock they put the door in :rolleyes:
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10-12-14, 12:40greeniestep 1 is an unnecessary risk and could destroy your lifeQuote:
Originally Posted by WatWatWat
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10-12-14, 13:06newballspleaseThis is why I don't visit ladies in hotels.Quote:
Originally Posted by jamieboyo
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10-12-14, 13:40SmallHorn
Im in the habit of forgetting to take my money with me as I leave.
Knock on the door shouting I left envelope in there, no answer.
Shes probably in the shower by then hence the no reply -
10-12-14, 13:41funlover12https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipXfMJALwAgQuote:
Originally Posted by HairyPotter
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10-12-14, 13:42jamieboyoIs under the bed out of sight enough?Quote:
Originally Posted by zilch
Ah no seriously, I was well out of sight & the lady dealt with the "problem" totally professionally.... -
10-12-14, 13:59funlover12Quote:
Originally Posted by jamieboyo
no you should have been on the window sill.....outside...........the next door neighbours window -
10-12-14, 19:10nordieboy
Also happened to me a few years ago in that I was getting a fairly good hiding from an Escort and obviously she was making far too much noise and the manager knocked on the door to see if everybody was okay ??
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10-12-14, 20:11The D ManWould be slightly concerned but if it is the lady I am thinking it was and the location I am thinking it was then I wouldn't be too worried. Must catch up with her in the new year. She is a classy lady:)Quote:
Originally Posted by jamieboyo
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10-12-14, 20:25Blonde Alexa:)))))) such a funny story... Had a good laugh for minutes :)))))Quote:
Originally Posted by jamieboyo
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10-12-14, 20:32eirefella
I'd react the exact same way again as I did the first time it happened to me, I went into the toilet and stood in the bathtub naked until the door was closed again :yikes:
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10-12-14, 21:53jamieboyoIt's funny now, but I assure you at that moment in time, it was anything but....Quote:
Originally Posted by Blonde Alexa
Looks like those Cork Boys are in for a treat next week!
I know at least 2 very sexy ladies planning a tour in Cork! ;) -
10-12-14, 23:15xagerateWe must meet soon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Naughtynatalie
Surely its about time?
Talk soon
Exchange of any monies between said parties shall constitute an agreement that any future meetings that may take place will comply with terms where the financial exchange will decrease on a sliding scale....at a rate of 10% each visit.Services provided shall remain as agreed at the initial appointment....and the lady shall be required to provide references only favourable in nature,should any other service providers request such references. -
10-12-14, 23:43MerrymanHappened to me ! Lost the plot altogether. Too embarrassed too discuss what I did.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by jamieboyo
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10-12-14, 23:44Zoidberg
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10-12-14, 23:46hitman76Personally unless i'm paying for the room I wouldn't be in the room, I only do apartments, I'm not into hotels.Quote:
Originally Posted by jamieboyo
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11-12-14, 10:24rubberlover
I do remember once leaving my glasses behind me, (seriously) I had just started punting, and very naive and nervous. I was on my way home, (Driving) when I realised I forgot them. Rang the escort (who if my memory is correct was English Rebecca) and gladly she said they were there. I recall she had a big grin on her face when I got to the apartment. Sure she thought I was a right plonker. Thankfully it didn't put me off punting, but did wonder how the hell Id explain that to the other half !!!!!!
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13-12-14, 12:49talkaboutAs does almost every escort that knows what hey are doing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Naughtynatalie
A client returning after a few minutes could be a dodgy client up to no good
Or else could bump into another arriving client(awkward for some incl. Poss. the escort-potential upset clients). -
13-12-14, 12:57talkaboutKeep calm,maintain sang-froid(you're already caught with your trousers around your ankles any way)Quote:
Originally Posted by jamieboyo
It's probably just room service bringing you the champagne caviar and pate de fois gras courtesy of management as a thank you for all the business you bring thro' meeting escorts in hotels. -
13-12-14, 13:47southerngeorge
Was in a hotel once and the hotel phone kept ringing!!!
The lady finally answered and fortunately receptionist wanted to her her checkout time as she had gone over time