S.o.p

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19-02-16, 19:01
bollocks

S.o.p

Why is it that most escorts do not seem to have any S O P's

I can help you from experience,for a small fee.

or a good fuck
19-02-16, 19:08
SteveB

Quote:

Originally Posted by bollocks

Why is it that most escorts do not seem to have any S O P's

I can help you from experience,for a small fee.

or a good fuck

Of course I know what a S O P is. :)
But just for those who don't perhaps you should explain.
19-02-16, 19:09
Mister Anderson

Because an S.O.P entails an actual physical document which could constitute actual physical evidence?

Because the review would read 'I felt a bit rushed and she was very mechanical'.

Did I win?

:dunno:
19-02-16, 19:17
lapd

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveB

Of course I know what a S O P is. :)
But just for those who don't perhaps you should explain.

Enlighten me please !! Only S.O.P. I know has nothing to do with sex.
19-02-16, 19:18
alcatel

Standard operating procedure is not to have an S. O. P.
You'll just have to feel your way along and go on instinct.
However it is critical that all escorts adopt H. A. C. C. P. and prepare a safety statement.
One potential hazard might well be reading a Bollocks thread when sober.
19-02-16, 19:25
lapd

Next you guy will look for a kite mark or a fu***** guaranteed Irish sticker on the ladies ass !!
19-02-16, 21:17
bollocks

An SOP should include " for time and companionship"
could also include procedures for using w c.
and how to----------------- greet and meet
19-02-16, 21:21
SteveB

Quote:

Originally Posted by bollocks

An SOP should include " for time and companionship"
could also include procedures for using w c.
and how to----------------- greet and meet

So S O P does stand for Standard Operating Procedure. FFS!!
This is not the army so At Ease Bollocks.

AND GET YOUR FUCKING HAIR CUT!!!!!!!!!!
19-02-16, 21:27
Mister Anderson

Quote:

Originally Posted by bollocks

An SOP should include " for time and companionship"
could also include procedures for using w c.
and how to----------------- greet and meet

Along with protocols for:
* Dealing with drunk/angry/rude clients.
* Effectively alerting clients to end of session.
* Explaining the difference between a shower and quickly wetting their hair.
* Discouraging assholes from wiping their knob on the curtain.
20-02-16, 10:37
Clueless

Should the punter not have his own SOP??

Quote:

Originally Posted by bollocks

Why is it that most escorts do not seem to have any S O P's

I can help you from experience,for a small fee.

or a good fuck
20-02-16, 10:38
Clueless

Fixed that for ya!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by bollocks

An SOP should include " for time and companionship"
could also include procedures for using w c.
and how to----------------- greet and teat
20-02-16, 12:04
alcatel

Quote:

Originally Posted by bollocks

An SOP should include " for time and companionship"
could also include procedures for using w c.
and how to----------------- beat your meat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clueless

Fixed that for ya!!

Refixed it!
20-02-16, 12:15
willie wacker

Quote:

Originally Posted by bollocks

Why is it that most escorts do not seem to have any S O P's

I can help you from experience,for a small fee.

or a good fuck

I thought that was what their fav list was for :confused:

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