Thanks for taking one for the team guys ...

My dog's got me out of a sticky situation recently.

I'd successfully got a girl I was chatting up to come back to mine for a "coffee" :) after the pub!!
I popped open a bottle of wine :cool: and we chatted for a while and then it happened .......

... cramps ... Oouch! ... fart cramps ... They were so bad I was afraid to get up cause one little move and BANG! ... seconds felt like minutes ... I couldn't concentrate on what she was saying ... clenching my ass cheeks as hard as I could ... but I couldn't keep holding it in ... low and behold it eventually made its way out :eek: ... A nasty silent but violent fart!:o

I was fucking horrified ... but thinking quickly I got up and gave out to the dogs blaming them on it ... "BOLD DOGS!!!" :p

Man's best friend ... indeed! ;)
Also useful for cleaning up spills and fetching the TV remote:D:D:D

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Originally Posted by WhenLoveComesToTown

My dog's got me out of a sticky situation recently.

I'd successfully got a girl I was chatting up to come back to mine for a "coffee" :) after the pub!!
I popped open a bottle of wine :cool: and we chatted for a while and then it happened .......

... cramps ... Oouch! ... fart cramps ... They were so bad I was afraid to get up cause one little move and BANG! ... seconds felt like minutes ... I couldn't concentrate on what she was saying ... clenching my ass cheeks as hard as I could ... but I couldn't keep holding it in ... low and behold it eventually made its way out :eek: ... A nasty silent but violent fart!:o

I was fucking horrified ... but thinking quickly I got up and gave out to the dogs blaming them on it ... "BOLD DOGS!!!" :p

Man's best friend ... indeed! ;)
Also useful for cleaning up spills and fetching the TV remote:D:D:D

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you have it easy. My dog farted once and i got blamed for it.

birds hibernated that night,
Westside.

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Originally Posted by Westsidex

you have it easy. My dog farted once and i got blamed for it.

birds hibernated that night,
Westside.

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Dogs don't fart. :mad:

http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squ...2dog-fart1.JPG

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Originally Posted by WhenLoveComesToTown

My dog's got me out of a sticky situation recently.

I'd successfully got a girl I was chatting up to come back to mine for a "coffee" :) after the pub!!
I popped open a bottle of wine :cool: and we chatted for a while and then it happened .......

... cramps ... Oouch! ... fart cramps ... They were so bad I was afraid to get up cause one little move and BANG! ... seconds felt like minutes ... I couldn't concentrate on what she was saying ... clenching my ass cheeks as hard as I could ... but I couldn't keep holding it in ... low and behold it eventually made its way out :eek: ... A nasty silent but violent fart!:o

I was fucking horrified ... but thinking quickly I got up and gave out to the dogs blaming them on it ... "BOLD DOGS!!!" :p

Man's best friend ... indeed! ;)
Also useful for cleaning up spills and fetching the TV remote:D:D:D

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:D:D:D:D fucking brilliant the poor dog always gets the blame they come in handy alright how did you reward the dog a tin of chum for the next event perhaps or should i say when the dog vents again when you are in female company:D:D

Anyone noticed that long silent farts are the most smelly ones:D