It struck me today that there are times when real life doesn't seem real...
Maybe it's just me, but I keep looking over my shoulder for the hidden camera.
Today, for example: I had to meet a student.
She hasn't submitted any coursework all semester. Her final year at Uni, and she's on the verge of fucking up her entire degree.
Stunning looking girl. Gorgeous.
Came into my office.
Sat on the edge of my desk.
Said: "Is there anything I can do to pass this module? Anything?"
Crossed, then uncrossed her legs.
No knickers.
When the line between fantasy and reality becomes blurred...
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23-06-11, 21:36VindictusWhen the line between fantasy and reality becomes blurred...
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23-06-11, 21:42Vindictus
On a tangent... a few years ago, I hooked up with a lady of, erm... a certain vintage.
Great looking woman, but not the youngest (not that I mind: I really, really like mature ladies)...
Went back to her place. Soixante neuf on the living room floor.
Brilliant.
Footsteps from upstairs.
I started to freak out a little bit, imagining an irate husband appearing with a pickaxe or similar implement.
Shouldn't have worried:
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It was her MUM... wearing the most upsettingly revealing negligee I've ever seen - she came in, sat on the sofa, and asked if I'd like a cup of tea. -
23-06-11, 21:43BruceAlmighty
you're trapped in the Matrix. Take the blue or red pill.....
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23-06-11, 21:46Vindictus
Or the time last year, when I had a party.
Morning came, and I'd seen that everyone got safely home... so I started tidying up the empties and generally staggering round the house, thinking to myself "Never, ever have a party again."
When the door of the spare room opened, and a lady came out.
Then the door of the airing cupboard opened and another lady came out.
I was very shocked to see them... but not nearly as fucking shocked as they were to see each other.
Fuck... at least that story had a very happy ending. -
23-06-11, 21:48Vindictus
The moral of the story being...
if that stuff can happen to me, then the universe is an entirely splendid and sound place. -
23-06-11, 21:48LincolnAND???????? Fucksake mate ya can't just leave it there......was there podging????? Like The Cro-Mags said "WE GOTTA KNOW!!!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Vindictus
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23-06-11, 21:56BruceAlmightyYou're still stuck in the Matrix. Listen to Laurence Fishbourne....Quote:
Originally Posted by Vindictus
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23-06-11, 22:33RaydenHe should take the red pill for sure.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by BruceAlmighty
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23-06-11, 22:37ladiesman217Blue pill would have been handy for his first predicament... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Rayden
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23-06-11, 23:22BACMAN36FFS did she PASS or wha......Quote:
Originally Posted by Vindictus
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23-06-11, 23:27doodlebugQuote:
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Your concern with the education of the younger generation is touching, LOL -
23-06-11, 23:29RaydenIndeed, though the red pill would be handy for the OP in general.:pQuote:
Originally Posted by ladiesman217
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23-06-11, 23:31BACMAN36Quote:
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Maybe I should offer to "examine" her myself ! ! -
23-06-11, 23:32doodlebugExternal examiner, always good at ensuring the integrity of the education system, good idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by BACMAN36
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24-06-11, 10:27Headlad
Reminds me of the time when I went to fix a washing machine...
And that time when I was a pizza delivery boy and the impossibly hot woman couldn't pay... -
24-06-11, 11:47paul_mHate when that happensQuote:
Originally Posted by Headlad
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24-06-11, 12:08dave1dave
This thread really shows just how easy it is to get Real life and fantasy mixed up !
I would recommend taking three blue followed by six red. It should snap you out :) -
24-06-11, 12:43jggy2003
These stories are a bit old hat. I remember being a student and I was the only person to turn up for a seminar given by a nerdy youg junior lecturer. She opened a bottle of wine and sat on the sofa in her office beside me. She was still talking Wordsworth when she put her hand on my knee and kissed me. I moved my hand up her skirt and we lay down on the floor. She took off her glasses and panties and we never thought of safety as I fucked her hard. To get it in such an unexpected way was a big thrill for a young fella.. we used to have an odd session susequently but that first time was mighty. I passed that course with (just) OK marks.
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24-06-11, 14:33mathsteacherPLEASE tell me u didnt let her out of ur office without sorting her out?Quote:
Originally Posted by Vindictus
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24-06-11, 14:52mutley
Sound like ex.poster Dickspunk , he was full of erotic dreams too , a bit of a teaser , his pseudonym should be is Vindictive.
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24-06-11, 14:58mathsteacherhe would wanna sort out whats real and whats dreams, maybe thats why he didnt sort student in his office! she wasnt there at all when he woke up!Quote:
Originally Posted by mutley
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24-06-11, 15:29VindictusNope, it's definitely me and no-one else.Quote:
Originally Posted by mathsteacher
And the reason those incidents were weird as fuck was precisely because I was left thinking "Hold on, this is real life, not a badly scripted porn flick."