That time of the month again :O

A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."

She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."

They go into the bedroom, and are 69ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.

She says, "Answer the door."
He says, "But my face is a mess."
She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."

He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."

The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
:D :p

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Originally Posted by mer

A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."

She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."

They go into the bedroom, and are 69ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.

She says, "Answer the door."
He says, "But my face is a mess."
She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."

He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."

The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
:D :p

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Giggity giggity!!! :D

Woop Woop Brilliant Mer

That is disgusting Mer!! :yuck::vomit:

Yah haha mer .: doc

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Originally Posted by mer

A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."

She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."

They go into the bedroom, and are 69ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.

She says, "Answer the door."
He says, "But my face is a mess."
She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."

He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."

The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
:D :p

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Brillant:D

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Originally Posted by EbonyAmber

That is disgusting Mer!! :yuck::vomit:

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i know lol will i get you a sick bag :D

:smoking:YUCK....

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Originally Posted by mer

A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."

She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."

They go into the bedroom, and are 69ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.

She says, "Answer the door."
He says, "But my face is a mess."
She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."

He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."

The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
:D :p

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Mer the crazy butter man:kiss::dance:

Another Mer classic

:hitwithrock: :vomit: :yuck:

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Originally Posted by nynasweet

Mer the crazy butter man:kiss::dance:

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lol nyna hun :D how do you do them lil dancing smileys lol i cant find it :(

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Originally Posted by mer

A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."

She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."

They go into the bedroom, and are 69ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.


She says, "Answer the door."
He says, "But my face is a mess."
She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."

He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."

The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
:D :p

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Brilliant but :vomit::vomit::vomit:

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Originally Posted by Goddess Shirley

:hitwithrock: :vomit: :yuck:

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lol shirley hun are you ok :D i hope you didnt eat anything haha :D

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Originally Posted by mer

lol nyna hun :D how do you do them lil dancing smileys lol i cant find it :(

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At the bottom of the screem, you'll see 'Smilies are on'. Click on the word smilies and a pop up with them all will appear :)

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Originally Posted by mer

lol nyna hun :D how do you do them lil dancing smileys lol i cant find it :(

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Haha , stop messing MER .lol xxxx

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Originally Posted by samlad

At the bottom of the screem, you'll see 'Smilies are on'. Click on the word smilies and a pop up with them all will appear :)

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ok cheers sam dude ill try it and see thanks :D

:dance: :moon:

http://lolblog.co.uk/wp-content/uplo...7/facepalm.jpg

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Originally Posted by nynasweet

Haha , stop messing MER .lol xxxx

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lol nyna huni :D im not messing :D i found out the smileys lol :D

:buttkick:

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Originally Posted by mer

lol nyna huni :D im not messing :D i found out the smileys lol :D

:buttkick:

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haha i can see that:firing::headache::moon:

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Originally Posted by mer

lol nyna huni :D im not messing :D i found out the smileys lol :D

:buttkick:

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Thanks Mer - 2 years here and I never knew where the dam smileys were.

i love it mer you sick puppy.LOL

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Originally Posted by nynasweet

haha i can see that:firing::headache::moon:

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:firing: :hail: :headbang: :nutkick:

Mer... Funny find but you're still a serial butter lover :p