The Mathematics of Men and Women Relationships

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

http://www.mikexia.com/etc/wp-conten...evil-women.jpg

You, sir, are a genius.

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Originally Posted by dianaxxx

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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Originally Posted by monster_monster

http://www.mikexia.com/etc/wp-conten...evil-women.jpg

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contender for best post and reply of the day...pmsl

i do this strictly for the lulz

nitpick

Unfortunately, your 'girls require time and money' becomes 'girls = time x money'.

You are cooking the books!!

(The correct answer should be 'mostly, girls are less than evil' expressed as girls = 2(sq root of evil). Thusly, if evil is less than 4, girls are not evil)

Escorts can thank me with sexual favours for coming to their defence. Or with chocolate.

Women have a passion for mathematics.

They divide their age in half,

double the price of their clothes,

and always add at least five years to the age of their best

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Originally Posted by dianaxxx

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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that just great and the reply was brillant