On ehour of your life that youll never get back!
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Hia an welcome to the show,please meet flyshit.Flyshit says the internet is screwing up his todger.Flyshit,whats going on???
"Well Jerry ,it all started about a wek ago when i was on E-I ,an escort website and this ,this,,,,,,,,arghhhhh this Westside.
Ah Westie,hows he doing Flyshit?.
"Never mind how hes doing,i wanna kick his arse"."And all of the escorts ar gone and im being chased around be a langer and a westside wannabe.God Jerry,its ruined my life,i can no longer hold the boyo.Its just become too much!"
We'll be right back..................
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Ah poor Fly:(
Westside.:)
Hiya welcome back.........................................
Quote:
Originally Posted by
bigpaws
JERRY: Ok welcome back folks ........... here we have flyshit and he claims this westside person just won't leave him alone ............ why is that flyshit?
FLYSHIT: Well ............. I ............. em .............. what I mean is ........... we ............ em ...............
JERRY: Ok well flyshit is obviously struggling for an answer ....... not to mention the english language (winks at the crowd, they cheer) ............ so lets bring out westside and get to the bottom ....... ahem ......... of this!!!
WEST: Hey everybody, hey Jerry!!
JERRY: So westside why won't you leave this flyshit alone?
WEST: I love him Jerry! He's mine and I want him to just except it!!
JERRY: What do you mean?? You "love" him love him???
WEST: Yes Jerry!!
FLYSHIT: Fuck you west!!!!!!
WEST: I wish!!!! (giggles like a little girl)
JERRY: Ok calm down everybody ............. now westside just tell us the whole story, how you both met and fell in love etc?????
WEST: Ok Jerry, I was in my local bar one night when in walked this gorgeous guy with a mohican hair-cut ......
FLYSHIT: Coz I'm a Brazilian Jerry ...........
WEST: .......... and I just knew I had to have him!! So we got to talking, had a few drinks and we eventually ended up back in my place were one thing lead to another ............ a real night of passion!!! I felt like a little boy again!! (winking at the crowd)
JERRY: "Little boy"? Whatever that means ................ anyway so what's the problem flyshit?? Westside seems like a nice enough guy I guess??
FLYSHIT: That's the problem Jerry!!! Hi IS a guy!!!! The night I met HIM he was dressed as a woman ............. and I was drunk .............. how would you like to reach under a skirt and grab hold of a fucking tree trunk?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!
JERRY: Oh I see .......... so you two didn't have sex??
FLYSHIT: No!!!!!! Well .............
WEST: I sucked his little brown prick for hours until he came all over my face ............. but he wouldn't fuck my little rusty bullet-hole Jerry!!!! I love him, he's mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JERRY: We'll be right back with our resident psychologist Dr. Bigpaws to see if he can't sort these two freaks out ............ don't go away!!
Paws
Jerry "if youve just joined us ,we have Flyshit here claiming westside wont leave him along"."But youve something to tell West Flyshit?".
Fly "Ive being seeing someone else".
West "What?"
Jerry " Well ive being seeing.........Bigpaws"
West "What".
Jerry " lets bring out Paws"
Fly runs over and gives him a big kiss ,West in the meantime sits down in the audience.
Jerry "West we have a surprise for you though"
West "great"
Jerry "please meet Caprice and The Sweetie"
JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY
Jerry "well West" West ? West? Wheres West??"
West outruns his onw legs and heads out the back, Mia Mia pops out and chases him out the to the stage again, Caprice makes a dive and grabs the Sweeties legs and pull her dress down.
West "I knew those two were at it" "Two gays and two lesbos" What a party.:D
And so another episode ends,:)
Westside.
I couldnt have put it better....
Sorry Epsilon ...couldnt resist it when it comes to flyshit.