Would SpecSavers have even Helped ? .... Joke :)

A husband who always heading out Friday, Sat & Sun to guzzle down the “Sauce” & always arrives home late a Drunk as a “Skunk” (must say I never saw a Drunk Skunk before ... only 2 legged ones) so his wife decides to try & entices him to stay in at the weekends through Seduction tactics, so off he went Friday night while his wife put on sexy underwear etc & waited until very late for him to come home & when he did he was “Plastered” his wife sit’s him down, spoke sexy to him while slowly removing his clothes & when she was down to his “Boxers” she said .. “Ok sweetie now U go upstairs take the last few bits of clothes off & I will be up to U in a minute for a night of passion, .. Hope U have no objections ???” ... the Husband replies .. “Aaaa shure I know it’s getting late baby but Aaaa sure what the hell sure she’s gonna ate the shit outa me anyway when I do get home” .... :D