which do you buy?

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26-12-14, 22:30
funlover12

which do you buy?

so which is it...
26-12-14, 23:05
SmallHorn

Luxury only for this sweet ass.
26-12-14, 23:13
Jiberjabber

Brillo pads.
26-12-14, 23:22
Klittyliker

Luxury for me.

We used to have that terrible stuff in secondary school, it was like greaseproof paper.

Nothing more painful than a paper-cut on your hole.:(
26-12-14, 23:42
funlover12

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Originally Posted by Klittyliker

Luxury for me.

We used to have that terrible stuff in secondary school, it was like greaseproof paper.

Nothing more painful than a paper-cut on your hole.:(

sounds like it was, cant think of any toilet paper that would feel like greeceproof paper :confused:
you know that stuff's smooth greasy and strong right? :wtf:
26-12-14, 23:52
Klittyliker

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Originally Posted by funlover12

sounds like it was, cant think of any toilet paper that would feel like greeceproof paper :confused:
you know that stuff's smooth greasy and strong right? :wtf:

Think it was issued by the Dept of Education...and yes it was smooth and shiny.

The very definition of John Wayne Toilet paper: Rough, Tough and it don't take shit off no one!!!
27-12-14, 00:01
funlover12

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Originally Posted by Klittyliker

Think it was issued by the Dept of Education...and yes it was smooth and shiny.

The very definition of John Wayne Toilet paper: Rough, Tough and it don't take shit off no one!!!

:omfg:

how the fuck did it flush ffs!! :eek: :wtf: Id say blocked overflowing toilets were a weekly if not daily occurance in your school :yuck:
27-12-14, 00:07
Klittyliker

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Originally Posted by funlover12

:omfg:

how the fuck did it flush ffs!! :eek: :wtf: Id say blocked overflowing toilets were a weekly if not daily occurance in your school :yuck:

Yup, and not always by accident. :lmao::lmao:
27-12-14, 00:09
funlover12

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Originally Posted by Klittyliker

Yup, and not always by accident. :lmao::lmao:

who needs cherry bombs when you have school supplied ammunition :D

dumb fucks..
27-12-14, 00:16
JAMESCORK

I use the embossed luxury type... I feel its nicer on the whole... ;)
27-12-14, 00:21
funlover12

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Originally Posted by JAMESCORK

I use the embossed luxury type... I feel its nicer on the whole... ;)

oh youre really diggin yourself a whole there
27-12-14, 00:26
JAMESCORK

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Originally Posted by funlover12

oh youre really diggin yourself a whole there

I get ya.... but to dig a whole to fit my big arse is a hole lot of digging... ;)
27-12-14, 00:49
funlover12

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Originally Posted by JAMESCORK

I get ya.... but to dig a whole to fit my big arse is a hole lot of digging... ;)

takes one to know one ;)
27-12-14, 02:17
Clueless

Ass wipe. !
27-12-14, 02:31
tom sand

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Originally Posted by Clueless

Ass wipe. !

clueless man
get to bed:D
27-12-14, 05:04
bollocks

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAMESCORK

I use the embossed luxury type... I feel its nicer on the whole... ;)

Can you get it embossed with you own name ? Bollocks
27-12-14, 05:06
bollocks

I always use an angle poise mirror, so that I can find my arse,,,,Dont approve of touching myself.
27-12-14, 11:13
HairyPotter

You only got one ass so look after it, it deserves the best :rolleyes:
27-12-14, 11:58
WatWatWat

The nearest curtain.
But I'd love to try it with on of those andrex puppies. Nice and soft