Wat would Jeremy Kyle watch when he is home sick from work????
Jeremy Kyle
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31-03-11, 15:05horn-dogJeremy Kyle
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31-03-11, 15:14Big-Paul
Jerry springer because he is a jerry springer wanabe.
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31-03-11, 15:27Irish Fiona
Gilmore girls for sure!
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31-03-11, 15:32Bruno69
You mean there are other programs beyond two and a half men and come dine with me????
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31-03-11, 15:38nicegirlsarenice
Jeremy Kyle is a nasty and angry little man.
Dr. Phil. :p Maybe Jerry Springer Show also, but I think he considers himself far superior to Jerry Springer because of his supposed more "serious" show and his supposed "psychology" and his moralizing and.... er... pontificating.
Cops and Traffic Cops maybe, so he can sneer at everyone inferior to him who gets into trouble with the law. -
31-03-11, 17:34jsnmurphy
jermy kyle is a fucking moron lol that show is shit.. like who the hell goes on national tv to talk a load of bollox lol and they all weird looking ejets on it... i do be fed up with the same nonsence of .. wow you fucked my gf rubber balls .. and then fucking jermy trying to be a gard man id snap im in half the mammys boy lol hahah :P
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31-03-11, 17:38Mousey
Probably something gay.
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31-03-11, 17:41Monkeynut
In fairness to JK, his 'victims' are simpletons. Are they bread that stupid especially for the show or are they normal UK citizens?
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31-03-11, 17:50warmcomeJK has a good appearance, i don' like thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Monkeynut
show. it would be guests from lower social strata.
they get reward for appearing on the show.
the UK has plenty of responsible people too. :) -
31-03-11, 17:53MonkeynutOh Im sure there are plenty of responsible people in the UK its just I can help thinking that there might be a breeding station somewhere ...... Cumbria maybe, where they breed these 'contributors' :)Quote:
Originally Posted by warmcome
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31-03-11, 17:59Experienced Punter esq
I heard its renamed The Jeremy Kyle Skanger show I prefer Maury 'You aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare NOT the father:lmao::lmao::lmao:...
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31-03-11, 18:18lovethegirls
I think he picks some of the oddest people on the planet for his show.
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31-03-11, 18:59nicegirlsarenice
After seeing this thread, I switched it on earlier to see again what a typical Jeremy Kyle Show was like and on it there was this woman who had said she was going to give her husband/boyfriend another chance but only if he passed a lie detector test about not having had sexual intercourse with another woman for so many months.
He passed the test, but she said that she still wouldn't take him back. The reason being that the test said "SEXUAL CONTACT".... not "SEXUAL INTERCOURSE".... :rolleyes: She claims it wasn't the test she was looking for, and that is her excuse. Obviously you need sexual contact to have sexual intercourse. :rolleyes:
I first thought it must have been that she wanted "sexual contact" but the show put the "sexual intercourse" test, but it was the other way around. -
31-03-11, 19:08Doozer
Ok its car crash tv
The guy has no qualifications to deal with anything on the show
He stirs shit and tries to make poeple out to be worse than they are
You are right , its always the bottom rung of society that come on
He would never have a soliciter and a doctor who have cheated on each other or are refusing a child as their own.
Pure and simple just for ratings
I agree with EXP I have a laugh watching Maury
Same deal as JK but funnier
The guests are really thick but funny
You should here some of the shite they come out with
Black man saying he dont make dark babies
I cant be the father we only had sex twice
We will help Sue Ann find her babies daddy by intervewing the 100th guy who could be the father- No ok roll on 101 -
31-03-11, 21:03Big-Paulif there is its probably in the Sellafield compound :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Monkeynut
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31-03-11, 21:14EnglishAlex
Good old Mr Vile. If you're ever feeling slightly unstable, just watch that show. You'll feel like the most normal person in the universe by the first break I promise.
His brother was a Gambler so that qualifies him (apparently) :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Doozer
I think Jezza would watch himself. He does love the sound of his own voice so why not? -
31-03-11, 21:31mellorsWhat ! This is horrible if this is the new stereotypical image of us English. (It is true there are special breeding grounds in the North,sorry EA, close to were Lucy C comes from actually)Quote:
Originally Posted by Monkeynut
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31-03-11, 21:46monster_monster
I once broke up with a girlfriend because she always watched it. She use to Sky+ it and watch in the evenings. I called round one evening and she was all engrossed in two toothless knackers fighting over who was the bigger smackhead or something else toerags argue over. That was the final straw, I just decided there and then that I didn't want to be with anybody that enjoyed Jeremy Kyle.
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31-03-11, 22:05Galway_Stud
he is a knob seriously how do you find the people that he gets on serious;y has ro be scripted
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01-04-11, 00:34JohnRambo
This is one of my all time favorite Jeremy Kyle shows, quality TV.
If you can watch is as its so bad scroll forward to the part where the dickhead with the face tattoo brings up about Kyle’s gambling addiction its hilarious. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arTqHggoGaY -
01-04-11, 23:41nicegirlsarenice
The bit about the gambling is at 6:40.
He says "When I went to a casino the money I spent was mine, the money you used to pay for the tatoo was the taxpayers".
Hilariously... according to Wikipedia Kyle's ex-wife claims that it was HER MONEY he was using without her permission to fund his gambling addiction putting them many thousands of pounds into debt. He was using and it amounted to robbery. She also said he was a "lying aggressive gambler".... no surprise there then. What a hypocrite!!!! :rolleyes:
Then he claims multiple times that the tatoo was paid for by the taxpayer, which unless the guy with the tatoo is a pathological liar (like Jeremy Kyle), it wasn't. Kyle didn't ask how it was paid for... the guy said he's not on the dole at all and his partner could easily have said if he was on the dole or not.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_KyleQuote:
His wife claims that Kyle had carefully concealed a destructive and expensive gambling habit from her over the course of their marriage.[12] This included stealing money from her bank account, and accumulating thousands of pounds of debt to fund his habit. He is reported to have had several affairs during his short lived marriage.
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02-04-11, 00:08JohnRambo
Either way NGAN top quality TV, love man just love it, one was as stupid as the other and I loved it when Kyle got wound up about the gambling from such a stupid looking twat. :)
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02-04-11, 01:10BIGTYM2010Im sure his stack of blue movies like,barely 16 etc is big enough to keep him busy ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by horn-dog
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02-04-11, 06:28thehatchet
i would say glee!!
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02-04-11, 16:36nicegirlsareniceHe seemed to have his "story" all ready in case some day someone mentioned that... he reminded me of Father Ted talking about "that Lourdes money": "That money was just resting in my account before moving it on, it was strictly a non-profit making subsidiary account...". :pQuote:
Originally Posted by JohnRambo
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02-04-11, 16:41beninpmsl that was a ted classic.Quote:
Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice
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02-04-11, 17:47JohnRamboPMSL@NGAN :lmao::lmao::lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice