Jesus would you believe this fuckin idiot ....................
actually made it big time in music?If i was?If i could bloody well sing it should be called.Notice he doesnt say if i was a pop star?Oh no,none of that.Would be too bloody obvious wouldnt it?Look at the head on him?I bet he read how to cut his own hair in the local papers and what a dancer.Now i dont know if i can dance or not but i havnt being thrown out of nightclubs so im assumong i can but will you look at that fuckin idiot?Like in school or as a child?Remember when the bum gets itchy?Now ,hey just reach down and scratch whereas back then?you be like that goofy moron,twisting and turning.Fuckin idiot,he looks like someone after stepping on super glue outside the dentist.Hope he never looks in the window of Ann Summers.If he sang on a bridge ppl would take his money off him.And Vienna...................it means nothing to me.......it means nothing to me...........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Vienna.Yeah i know the fuckin feeling well.
jesus,
Westside.
If i was a sailor..............
look at that part .Wow such hand movement.A penis dream.If i was a sailor and the hand woooooooow lovely fagothy fluent movement.And if i was a writer and he takes the pen or brush or whatever he is on about (i have the sound off not thats its much fuckin good to me anyway) and shows us all he is a writer.Great stuff.Its the kind of thing i have planned to do when my doctor tells me i have a week to live.And he has his flashing coat with him.Yeah flashing at old women,bet the ladoooooooooo loves him.He probably has his autograph tatood on his scrotum.I can imagine it now.Outside a church on Sunday in his long coat,"it means nothing to meeeeeeeeeeee,it means nothing to mmmmmeeeeeeeeee woooooooooooooooow look at that girl and off he runs.
i seriously regret being a pop star.
Hello ladies and Gentlemen and Welcome to the show.We will kick off tonights show with a very speicial guest.He brushed off controversy,modding and sailing to be here with us tonight.Please give it up for Westiber with "if i was an arsehole"
I never realised it was so simple,
Westside.