Any advice on me finding meself a hubby on my Irish tour?

I want to get married!
How can I go about catching meself an Irish husband?
Any tips?
As I tour Ireland in the near future, Im going to be trying to grab meself a nice Irish man to take back to America with me.:cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::eek:

If he is small enough I could even put him in my suitcase :eek:

Or Ill just remain in Ireland and be his little wifey who takes it up the arse :p

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Originally Posted by DollyDarling

Im going to be trying to grab meself a nice Irish man to take back to America with me.

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no need to try , they would probably be lining up to take you down the aisle

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Originally Posted by DollyDarling

Or Ill just remain in Ireland and be his little wifey who takes it up the arse :p

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Since you were here last Dolly, we're all having to take it up the arse...........from the Government! :D:D:D

Jeez. That's a very fat cock up the arse. Sorry to hear that lads :( I know what a bother a big fat rude cock up the arse can be :eek:

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Originally Posted by DollyDarling

I want to get married!
How can I go about catching meself an Irish husband?
Any tips?
As I tour Ireland in the near future, Im going to be trying to grab meself a nice Irish man to take back to America with me.:cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::eek:

If he is small enough I could even put him in my suitcase :eek:

Or Ill just remain in Ireland and be his little wifey who takes it up the arse :p

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I am almost 6 foot tall probably too big to fit in your suitcase:p:p.
I suppose you will just have to stay here and take up the arse from me .....please:D:D:D

So then you can put me in your suitcase then. I'm pretty flexible :)

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Originally Posted by DollyDarling

So then you can put me in your suitcase then. I'm pretty flexible :)

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No problem.:):)
Ill start getting my documentation together:p:p

Yeah, Ive been single waaaaaya too long. Time to try the wifey life for awhile. :)

I will marry you my Dearest. I will treat you like a lady, remember your birthday, our anniversary and the names of all your nephews and nieces.

PS My family has a history of insanity but there is only a 75% chance that any of our offspring will be insane.

Love
BU.

Insanity is alright, just as long as cross-eyed doesnt run in your family :p