ever caught havin sex

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12-10-09, 18:57
Dirty Harry

ever caught havin sex

anyone ever caught having sex?i was nearly caught:) it's going back a number of years.me and my girlfriend that i was going out with at the time wer heading home after a nite out in the town we had no where to go together so i suggested my parents house mum and dad are in bed i said so we got that sorted and thats where we went as soon as we got in the door we weren't going to waste much time so it was straight down to action on the living room floor she was wearing a mini skirt which she pulled up and i just pulled her knickers and tights down around her ankles then i droped my slacks and we were hard at it on the floor i was so full of drink that i couldn't've cum if i had to jump all nite!so here we were still going at it then i heard a key going in the front door and then it opend we looked into each others eyes with shock :)then i jumped up and said holy shit its my bloody sister iimediatelly pulled up my trousers i managed to look cool when my 18year old sister walked in.the funny thing was my poor girlfriend hadn't the same luck as me she managed to get her ladderd tights up but her knickers remained down around her ankels she sat down on the nearest sofa chair when i noticed her knickers down and tights up i almost pissed myself laughing she says harry its a bit cold in here give me your jacket so i handed my jacket to her and she put the jacket over her legs to try and hide her knickers she was mortified my sister was in knots laughing and left the room but my girl didn't see the funny side at all i was lucky that nite because if it had been my other sister that walked in on us you can be sure she would have told on me :D:D:D oh when we were young:)
12-10-09, 19:25
experienced punter

never caught having sex but I was caught pulling my mickey at a friends flat couple of years ago he came home early, very early with his girlfriend they walked into the bedroom there I was choking the chicken the bedroom toilet door wide open:o they laughed aloud:o
12-10-09, 19:34
he who dares wins

sure have!

happened oh about 12 year ago when i lived in manchester, me and the ex went for a few drinks and some lunch 1 sunday afternoon, you no urself few beers in the afternoon lovely lunch and the boss wants some action, so we headed back to my place at the time was still living at home. so when we got home there was nobody around, hadnt a clue were every one was, as the house was a mad house always somebody around. so we headed upstairs to my bedroom and started a bit ov action, was really getting into it, and at this stage i didnt here the front door open or close, so she was on her hands and knees on the bed, im stood up behind her banging away the best i could, then BANG the bedroom door opens, my little sister comes flying in she was only about 14 at the time, the ex was able to fall onto the bed belly down and theres me stood up with the biggest hard on i ever had, and my sister stood there looking at me, oh sorry thought you were out i just wanted to borrow your telly. hahaha to this day i still think she is disturbed ;);):p
12-10-09, 19:59
Dirty Harry

brilliant i love it:D:D
12-10-09, 20:20
ninebythree

I got caught knobbing this chick back in her sisters house , the following day i got a text from the afore mentioned married sister looking for a piece of niner:D:D:D

nbt
12-10-09, 20:27
Dirty Harry

very good nine by three:)
12-10-09, 20:33
he who dares wins

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Originally Posted by ninebythree

I got caught knobbing this chick back in her sisters house , the following day i got a text from the afore mentioned married sister looking for a piece of niner:D:D:D

nbt

did you oblige!;)
12-10-09, 20:55
olduser

Have been caught, and numerous other times should have been caught ;)
12-10-09, 21:09
ninebythree

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Originally Posted by he who dares wins

did you oblige!;)

does a bear shite in the woods

nbt
12-10-09, 21:09
hornynaomi

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Originally Posted by he who dares wins

happened oh about 12 year ago when i lived in manchester, me and the ex went for a few drinks and some lunch 1 sunday afternoon, you no urself few beers in the afternoon lovely lunch and the boss wants some action, so we headed back to my place at the time was still living at home. so when we got home there was nobody around, hadnt a clue were every one was, as the house was a mad house always somebody around. so we headed upstairs to my bedroom and started a bit ov action, was really getting into it, and at this stage i didnt here the front door open or close, so she was on her hands and knees on the bed, im stood up behind her banging away the best i could, then BANG the bedroom door opens, my little sister comes flying in she was only about 14 at the time, the ex was able to fall onto the bed belly down and theres me stood up with the biggest hard on i ever had, and my sister stood there looking at me, oh sorry thought you were out i just wanted to borrow your telly. hahaha to this day i still think she is disturbed ;);):p

whooo hope shes better now and she has sex life now...after this OMG....

anyway i put down once but thas my favourite story so....
when i was in high scool i had a fuck buddy classmate..we met every thursday before biology class..earlyer than others arrive..and we had sex or give him bj.....:D
we havent been caught but the chance was in the air every time....but that relationship lasted just for few months....but still one of my hottest memory....:D:D
12-10-09, 21:20
anitasizzle

I've never, but my Aunt got caught sucking my cousin's cock-she was an evil bitch:mad:
12-10-09, 21:22
he who dares wins

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninebythree

does a bear shite in the woods

nbt

you dirty devil, nbt!;)
12-10-09, 21:23
he who dares wins

Quote:

Originally Posted by hornynaomi

whooo hope shes better now and she has sex life now...after this OMG....

anyway i put down once but thas my favourite story so....
when i was in high scool i had a fuck buddy classmate..we met every thursday before biology class..earlyer than others arrive..and we had sex or give him bj.....:D
we havent been caught but the chance was in the air every time....but that relationship lasted just for few months....but still one of my hottest memory....:D:D

wouldnt mind getting 1 ov them bj's myself off you!;);)
12-10-09, 21:28
Dirty Harry

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Originally Posted by KellyCurvybabe

i was caught in the forest by a group of young lads on bikes they just stoped at the top of the hill looking down at us refusing to move

if i you go down to the wood today you will get a surprise and thats what those lads got curvybabe fair play to you i love your style;);)
12-10-09, 21:37
mart

ah the memories

i was caught twice:) once on a train, my ex was giving me a blowjob and this old lady walked through the door just as i was about to explode,i quickly threw my jacket over my hard on.. she sat down facing us but a few rows down, my ex put her hand under jacket and continued to pull me off,the bitch.im not jokin ya i found it hard to control myself and came all over jacket
the second time i was in my mums house thought the house was empty and went upstairs for a quicky with girl ,my dad worked nights back then.we were that loud we woke him and he came busting through the door while my girl was in reverse cowgirl position
,boy did he get a shock lolol will never forget his face:D
mart
12-10-09, 21:38
rimmerguy

Haven't been caught in the act before , but yrs ago my da caught me while i was having phone sex with an ex , he heard me describe blow by blow what i wanted to do to her . I was seriously worked up on the phone , when all of a sudden i heard my da FART just outside my bedroom door ! Couldn't look him in the eye for months i was so embarrassed , and i think he was too !
12-10-09, 21:40
he who dares wins

Quote:

Originally Posted by rimmerguy

Haven't been caught in the act before , but yrs ago my da caught me while i was having phone sex with an ex , he heard me describe blow by blow what i wanted to do to her . I was seriously worked up on the phone , when all of a sudden i heard my da FART just outside my bedroom door ! Couldn't look him in the eye for months i was so embarrassed , and i think he was too !

pmsl;););););):p
12-10-09, 21:44
Dirty Harry

:D

Quote:

Originally Posted by rimmerguy

Haven't been caught in the act before , but yrs ago my da caught me while i was having phone sex with an ex , he heard me describe blow by blow what i wanted to do to her . I was seriously worked up on the phone , when all of a sudden i heard my da FART just outside my bedroom door ! Couldn't look him in the eye for months i was so embarrassed , and i think he was too !

nice one rimmerguy but i would say your poor father shit him self when he heard you :D great story:)
12-10-09, 21:44
rimmerguy

I'd much rather have been rimming the ass off my ex and both my folks caught us rather than hearing my da let rip cause he must have been in stitches :o:o:o
12-10-09, 21:46
Dirty Harry

Quote:

Originally Posted by mart

i was caught twice:) once on a train, my ex was giving me a blowjob and this old lady walked through the door just as i was about to explode,i quickly threw my jacket over my hard on.. she sat down facing us but a few rows down, my ex put her hand under jacket and continued to pull me off,the bitch.im not jokin ya i found it hard to control myself and came all over jacket
the second time i was in my mums house thought the house was empty and went upstairs for a quicky with girl ,my dad worked nights back then.we were that loud we woke him and he came busting through the door while my girl was in reverse cowgirl position
,boy did he get a shock lolol will never forget his face:D
mart

i can imagine:D:D