Originally Posted by
JAMESCORK
No but I have had the oposite...
Expecting to see Rosanna Davidson, knock with anticipation on apartment door. Can hear the… clik…clunk…clik…clunk… as she approaches door. Its opened, she is hiding behind, all I can see are her knuckles… wow they look nice. The hallway is dark. The door closes, the hallway is darker. Eh .. is that you Rosanna… too dark to see. clik…clunk…clik…clunk… we make our way to the boudoir. Red dim lighting. Nope this is not Rosanna Davidson, she looks half pretty, why is she wearing a dressing gown. Ah feck it, I’m horny and tis late, I wont get another one now, Anyway she has big tits and a sexy bod on the profile. I’ll go the halfa. Money handed over.
Quick shower and back to the room. Dressing gown comes off and no big tits, but a big belly instead and then I just realise …
OMG its Daves mum…
Rest of the time is spent lying on my back while she plays with a limp dick and I try to remember who else was on that profile page that I should have gone to instead…
Learned that lesson tooo many times…lol.