wrong door /wrong places

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21-10-15, 11:00
f1 away

wrong door /wrong places

Happen me twice
Knock the door and this old lady open it
Are you the plumber
No i said
I need my pipe plum
No am the gas man
Rannnnnn
21-10-15, 11:05
alcatel

She was a fabulous mature escort.
Hope you're not ageist now.:D
21-10-15, 12:05
sugarmel

Quote:

Originally Posted by f1 away

Happen me twice
Knock the door and this old lady open it
Are you the plumber
No i said
I need my pipe plum
No am the gas man
Rannnnnn

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
21-10-15, 12:07
sugarmel

Quote:

Originally Posted by f1 away

Happen me twice
Knock the door and this old lady open it
Are you the plumber
No i said
I need my pipe plum
No am the gas man
Rannnnnn

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
21-10-15, 16:23
robbie9

i have had people ask me who i'm seeing a couple times , i usually say a friend but i always want to say i'm visiting my golden retriever dog!:D
21-10-15, 16:48
Flappy

Quote:

Originally Posted by SophieX

Had 1 or 2 guys turn up at the wrong hotel, of the same chain. I can sometimes be terrible with directions..... ;)

Travelodges look and smell the same no matter where they are
21-10-15, 18:11
Dick

Quote:

Originally Posted by SophieX

I can sometimes be terrible with directions..... ;)

:lmao: :lmao: you think? !!!
21-10-15, 18:20
f1 away

Go the code for the door of the
Apartment block went in look for door number it wasn't there
Rang the girl only to find out i was in the wrong apartment block
What a laugh
21-10-15, 18:59
john smith 66

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21-10-15, 20:43
alcatel

Quote:

Originally Posted by f1 away

Happen me twice
Knock the door and this old lady open it
Are you the plumber
No i said
I need my pipe plum
No am the gas man
Rannnnnn

Back door or front door? ;-)
You are a "gas" man.
You flew away.
She must have wanted you in her tradesman's entrance.
21-10-15, 20:50
Mister Anderson

Been in the same building three times for three different ladies. Got lost on the way to the same apartment three times.
21-10-15, 20:59
casman

This thread could go on for ages,i'm sure we have all had it happen to us all on several occasions,i certainly have,where directions has not been very clear from a glady where english is not the best.
21-10-15, 21:31
Mister Anderson

Three different appointments I might add. Who designs these fucking buildings? In fairness.
21-10-15, 21:39
JessycaWild

Quote:

Originally Posted by f1 away

Happen me twice
Knock the door and this old lady open it
Are you the plumber
No i said
I need my pipe plum
No am the gas man
Rannnnnn

my ,,best ,,experience was on one of my old places..that buildings...have 3 gates...main gate
.back gate and car parking...
so each time i call my client to main gate.. i explain them wich one is that...how its looks like. and exactly where it is...but this time i had a new client.. on phone...i tild him to call me when is on my street.. and i give him direction to main gate....its..already 10..15 min..and no sign from him...u call him..and guess what ?He was blocker in the car parking...underground...so i saw like....whaaaaaat?how that possible...why u go there and didnt call me...His answer...I se somebody going there so i did the same....after that i had to dress up and go in the car parking...after going together on thr street amd walk to my building...
:)apoiment was fine after..just..always happen something like it.:(
21-10-15, 21:47
casman

Quote:

Originally Posted by JessycaWild

my ,,best ,,experience was on one of my old places..that buildings...have 3 gates...main gate
.back gate and car parking...
so each time i call my client to main gate.. i explain them wich one is that...how its looks like. and exactly where it is...but this time i had a new client.. on phone...i tild him to call me when is on my street.. and i give him direction to main gate....its..already 10..15 min..and no sign from him...u call him..and guess what ?He was blocker in the car parking...underground...so i saw like....whaaaaaat?how that possible...why u go there and didnt call me...His answer...I se somebody going there so i did the same....after that i had to dress up and go in the car parking...after going together on thr street amd walk to my building...
:)apoiment was fine after..just..always happen something like it.:(

I remember the time i saw you babe and i got locked in,stupid gate just would not open,luckly got out after about 15 minutes :(
I hate the gates,they always act up :(
21-10-15, 21:49
JessycaWild

Quote:

Originally Posted by casman

I remember the time i saw you babe and i got locked in,stupid gate just would not open,luckly got out after about 15 minutes :(
I hate the gates,they always act up :(

I am sorry about it...but that was not my fault...i got many time locked also...but this adventure happened at other gate....that one is always open:)
21-10-15, 21:55
casman

Quote:

Originally Posted by JessycaWild

I am sorry about it...but that was not my fault...i got many time locked also...but this adventure happened at other gate....that one is always open:)

I know it's not ur fault sexy,they should be maintained better,but you will always get someone coming in or out,so not too bad.
By the way are you still in the same location,just so i know ;) :kiss:
21-10-15, 21:58
Mister Anderson

Quote:

Originally Posted by JessycaWild

I am sorry about it...but that was not my fault...i got many time locked also...but this adventure happened at other gate....that one is always open:)

I just saw your profile. You are hot as fuck :)
21-10-15, 22:05
casman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

I just saw your profile. You are hot as fuck :)

Former pornstar too ;)
21-10-15, 22:08
Mister Anderson

Quote:

Originally Posted by casman

Former pornstar too ;)

I think I just came ...
21-10-15, 22:09
casman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

I think I just came ...

Have you visited many,your not very long on here.
21-10-15, 22:16
JessycaWild

Quote:

Originally Posted by casman

I know it's not ur fault sexy,they should be maintained better,but you will always get someone coming in or out,so not too bad.
By the way are you still in the same location,just so i know ;) :kiss:

no....i am in D8 now:)
21-10-15, 22:28
casman

Quote:

Originally Posted by JessycaWild

no....i am in D8 now:)

Good to know babe ;) xxx
21-10-15, 22:30
Mister Anderson

Quote:

Originally Posted by casman

Have you visited many,your not very long on here.

I've seen plenty, enough to have my favorites. I only started this account last year because I thought I was going to review but decided not to. I'm only yapping like an idiot now because none of my favorites have been down here in months now and I'm starting to think I might need to start searching again :(
21-10-15, 22:34
casman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

I've seen plenty, enough to have my favorites. I only started this account last year because I thought I was going to review but decided not to. I'm only yapping like an idiot now because none of my favorites have been down here in months now and I'm starting to think I might need to start searching again :(

No shortage on here anyway :),not many come my way either,i do have to travel a fair bit,but it's all very much worth it ;)
I would say,you should certainly review and help out the rest of us punters,without the reviews we are blind to what we are walking into :(
21-10-15, 22:38
Mister Anderson

Quote:

Originally Posted by JessycaWild

no....i am in D8 now:)

Do you ever come to Cork or Kerry? :baby:
21-10-15, 22:40
JessycaWild

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

Do you ever come to Cork or Kerry? :baby:

unfortunatly..i dont think i will..anywwy those are my last weeks in ireland
21-10-15, 22:42
Mister Anderson

Quote:

Originally Posted by casman

No shortage on here anyway :),not many come my way either,i do have to travel a fair bit,but it's all very much worth it ;)
I would say,you should certainly review and help out the rest of us punters,without the reviews we are blind to what we are walking into :(

Yeah I've been procrastinating on that actually. Can't quite get the head around talking about a woman in that way :(

I'll give it a go so after my next encounter, blame you if it sounds like shit ;)
21-10-15, 22:44
get20

Quote:

Originally Posted by JessycaWild

unfortunatly..i dont think i will..anywwy those are my last weeks in ireland

are you leaving us for good.
21-10-15, 22:44
casman

Quote:

Originally Posted by JessycaWild

unfortunatly..i dont think i will..anywwy those are my last weeks in ireland

Why you leaving babe ?...are you leaving for good ?
21-10-15, 22:45
Mister Anderson

Quote:

Originally Posted by JessycaWild

unfortunatly..i dont think i will..anywwy those are my last weeks in ireland

Yup, my luck is all f**ked up.

Your profile is awesome though, very sexy.
21-10-15, 22:46
casman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

Yeah I've been procrastinating on that actually. Can't quite get the head around talking about a woman in that way :(

I'll give it a go so after my next encounter, blame you if it sounds like shit ;)

I'm sure it will be no bother to you :)
21-10-15, 23:12
JessycaWild

Quote:

Originally Posted by get20

are you leaving us for good.

i hope to be back in january on february..not sure yet
21-10-15, 23:13
JessycaWild

Quote:

Originally Posted by casman

Why you leaving babe ?...are you leaving for good ?

i have some plans fot a new look..so thats why i have to go for a while....but i will be back january or february:*:*
21-10-15, 23:14
JessycaWild

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

Yup, my luck is all f**ked up.

Your profile is awesome though, very sexy.

tnx u bb...maybe u will see me when u will be in dublin
22-10-15, 06:57
Dick

Quote:

Originally Posted by JessycaWild

i have some plans fot a new look..so thats why i have to go for a while....but i will be back january or february:*:*

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22-10-15, 07:17
MidlifeCrisis

Quote:

Originally Posted by SophieX

Had 1 or 2 guys turn up at the wrong hotel, of the same chain. I can sometimes be terrible with directions..... ;)

There could have been some interesting conversations when they knocked the door!
22-10-15, 09:46
f1 away

adult-spankO she a bold girl

Quote:

Originally Posted by SophieX

Perhaps it was intentional of me.... :dance:

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