I was with a young lady recently and she found it quite amusing that when I reached "the point of no return" and relinquished my load all over her face I announced :
"In you face with a can of mace, made you cry all over the place"
anyone else have a victory cry they want to share with us?
Thank you.
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08-09-10, 13:03CrackShotJackMy Catchphrase
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08-09-10, 13:06wellhungchap
yes.. as i was having unprotected intercourse with my "current squeeze" last night (and this morning), when i reached the vinegar stroke, put on my war face, i looked into her eyes and said "keep the change dogface" :feckyou:
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08-09-10, 13:40vampirejackie
Boys do you have to be so crude!
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08-09-10, 13:41CrackShotJacksorry, I really didn't intend to offend anyone, I just thought the whole situation was mildly amusing, I should have thought before I posted.Quote:
Originally Posted by vampirejackie
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08-09-10, 13:43Rayden
And boom goes teh dynamite.
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08-09-10, 13:45wellhungchap
i do apologise. for'n i daint meaning to be crude.. just descriptive.. apologies all round says i...........deedin i do :)
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08-09-10, 13:46CrackShotJackahhh that old chestnut (excuse the pun)Quote:
Originally Posted by Rayden
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08-09-10, 16:15Mousey
You stay classy, San Diego!
http://cdn-images.hollywood.com/site...an_ferrell.jpg
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08-09-10, 16:21podge3
well lifes a funny thing
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08-09-10, 16:45Dirty Harry
fatal if swallowed my loves too much too hold a deadly posion a hot and heavy load fatal if swallowed a love you can't resist another believer seald with .......a kiss no protection forced injection feel the bite feel the sting no detection slow infection now you know what good loving brings huh ....:D:D........i kinda like the sound of that (joking) ;)