Never visited an escort.

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19-05-15, 06:42
bollocks

Never visited an escort.

I have never visited an escort, I swear ,,,garda....why would I,

when I am happily married.

Yeh I write threads.. but they are all fiction. and I right reviews for people just to get the award of " I smell a rat"

My smell is very good

You seem to forget that this is the land of saints and scollers.
19-05-15, 06:47
bootboy

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Originally Posted by bollocks

I have never visited an escort, I swear ,,,garda....why would I,

when I am happily married.

Yeh I write threads.. but they are all fiction. and I right reviews for people just to get the award of " I smell a rat"

My smell is very good

You seem to forget that this is the land of saints and scollers.

Are they the ones in Fatima Mansions ?
19-05-15, 07:11
bollocks

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Originally Posted by bootboy

Are they the ones in Fatima Mansions ?

Dont knock the Fatima Escorts
19-05-15, 07:15
SteveB

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Originally Posted by bollocks

Dont knock the Fatima Escorts

There is a reason you shouldn't knock the Fatima Escorts.
But it is a secret.
19-05-15, 07:23
nonpareil

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Originally Posted by bollocks

I have never visited an escort, I swear ,,,garda....why would I,

when I am happily married.

Yeh I write threads.. but they are all fiction. and I right reviews for people just to get the award of " I smell a rat"

My smell is very good

You seem to forget that this is the land of saints and scollers.

Beer scullers?
19-05-15, 07:27
SteveB

Joke there somewhere.
You should be careful about misspelling scholar.
Bit like misspelling illiterate.
19-05-15, 07:35
SteveB

I have never visited an escort myself.
It is all a coincidence.
19-05-15, 07:39
bootboy

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Originally Posted by SteveB

I have never visited an escort myself.
It is all a coincidence.

I have but only for time and companionship. Nothing wrong with that.
19-05-15, 08:03
nonpareil

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Originally Posted by SteveB

Joke there somewhere.
You should be careful about misspelling scholar.
Bit like misspelling illiterate.

Bollocks is a Professor of English, just here toying with us for his own amusement.
19-05-15, 08:07
nonpareil

[QUOTE=SteveB;1555432]Joke there somewhere.
You should be careful about misspelling scholar.
Bit like misspelling illiterate.[/QUO

The primary function of language is communication.
Orthography is add- on ornamentation.
(Guess I just failed at the primary function of language there).
19-05-15, 09:51
themanofwar

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Originally Posted by bollocks

I have never visited an escort, I swear ,,,garda....why would I,

when I am happily married.

Yeh I write threads.. but they are all fiction. and I right reviews for people just to get the award of " I smell a rat"

My smell is very good

You seem to forget that this is the land of saints and scollers.

were you ever stopped by garda when leaving an escorts apartment, bollocks
19-05-15, 10:04
EIFII

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Originally Posted by nonpareil

The primary function of language is communication.
Orthography is add on
(Guess I just failed at the primary function of language there).

No not at all

Though I do agree with your unspoken assumption regarding the intelligence level of many of the client posters here. Of course many of the escort posters here do not have English as a mother tongue, so it would be unseemly to point out their errors.
My Romanian is terrible, but improving fast :D
19-05-15, 10:18
nonpareil

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Originally Posted by EIFII

No not at all

Though I do agree with your unspoken assumption regarding the intelligence level of many of the client posters here. Of course many of the escort posters here do not have English as a mother tongue, so it would be unseemly to point out their errors.
My Romanian is terrible, but improving fast :D

Intelligence is manifested in various ways other than neat grammar and an expansive vocabulary. Such things may merely be a function of the background you grew up in and whatever education you were lucky to get.I have a reasonably good memory, which helped in exams in days of yore, but others would be far more intelligent than me.
And there are 1 or 2 here who adopt a "folksy persona but would be as sharp as a pin or whatever the expression is.
After that I'm even sending myself to:sleeping:
19-05-15, 18:06
bollocks

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Originally Posted by nonpareil

Bollocks is a Professor of English, just here toying with us for his own amusement.

Ah..someone recognises my profession

Any idea which university?
19-05-15, 18:09
bollocks

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Originally Posted by themanofwar

were you ever stopped by garda when leaving an escorts apartment, bollocks

Of course I was...Just told the garda that she was very attractive, and partially clothed, so, I decided it would be unwise to enter.

The garda went in to check it out, and didnt return.
19-05-15, 18:10
SteveB

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Originally Posted by bollocks

Ah..someone recognises my profession

Any idea which university?

University of Calcutta
19-05-15, 18:45
nonpareil

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Originally Posted by bollocks

Ah..someone recognises my profession

Any idea which university?

The university of life obviously.