i dont normally mock women drivers but...

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12-06-16, 11:34
TriplexXx

i dont normally mock women drivers but...

...im sat here on tesco car park killin 5 min and a 10 plated blue mitsubitsi lancer evo just came on car park. Tryed to drive in to space front ways couldnt do it so she reversed back and turned round and tryed reverse parking...she couldnt...after a few minutes of shuffling backwards and forwards she then drove out of space and parked it side ways across 3 empty spaces and walked off to do her shopping...

...if you cant park in a space you shouldnt be aloud to drive a €30.000+ car...

Take a moment to think of that poor car missing out on a driver it really deserves. Its abit like seeing a really beautiful women with someone that looks like a complete dickhead
12-06-16, 11:39
Danny2011

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Originally Posted by TriplexXx

...im sat here on tesco car park killin 5 min and a 10 plated blue mitsubitsi lancer evo just came on car park. Tryed to drive in to space front ways couldnt do it so she reversed back and turned round and tryed reverse parking...she couldnt...after a few minutes of shuffling backwards and forwards she then drove out of space and parked it side ways across 3 empty spaces and walked off to do her shopping...

...if you cant park in a space you shouldnt be aloud to drive a €30.000+ car...

Take a moment to think of that poor car missing out on a driver it really deserves. Its abit like seeing a really beautiful women with someone that looks like a complete dickhead

You really picked the wrong morning to start this thread

:lmao:
12-06-16, 11:41
bettercallsaul

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Originally Posted by TriplexXx

...im sat here on tesco car park killin 5 min and a 10 plated blue mitsubitsi lancer evo just came on car park. Tryed to drive in to space front ways couldnt do it so she reversed back and turned round and tryed reverse parking...she couldnt...after a few minutes of shuffling backwards and forwards she then drove out of space and parked it side ways across 3 empty spaces and walked off to do her shopping...

...if you cant park in a space you shouldnt be aloud to drive a €30.000+ car...

Take a moment to think of that poor car missing out on a driver it really deserves. Its abit like seeing a really beautiful women with someone that looks like a complete dickhead

If you pay 30k for a 10 reg lancer evo you should not be allowed money.
12-06-16, 12:03
willie wacker

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Originally Posted by TriplexXx

...im sat here on tesco car park killin 5 min and a 10 plated blue mitsubitsi lancer evo just came on car park. Tryed to drive in to space front ways couldnt do it so she reversed back and turned round and tryed reverse parking...she couldnt...after a few minutes of shuffling backwards and forwards she then drove out of space and parked it side ways across 3 empty spaces and walked off to do her shopping...

...if you cant park in a space you shouldnt be aloud to drive a €30.000+ car...

Take a moment to think of that poor car missing out on a driver it really deserves. Its abit like seeing a really beautiful women with someone that looks like a complete dickhead

You have to ask ,,, how did she pass her driving test :confused:
Wait
Was she dressed like this
Doing the test

https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...2&d=1465733016
12-06-16, 15:22
philipkntz

Drivers like that should be allowed park in the handicapped areas.
12-06-16, 16:01
hadaway

different breed so you cant really blame them, they are reversing and at the same time having to check their mirrors ...

to see if their make-up and hair is ok, think they call it multi-tasking :)
12-06-16, 16:07
alcatel

At least you're unlikely to get women driving at 100mph whilst 2or 3times over the drink driving limit.

God be with the good old days.
12-06-16, 16:58
TonyB

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Originally Posted by alcatel

At least you're unlikely to get women driving at 100mph whilst 2or 3times over the drink driving limit.

God be with the good old days.

I saw a woman do about 40 mph up the inside lane coming up to a roundabout in traffic on my way home on Friday evening.
She didn't even slow down coming up to the roundabout but shot out and then proceeded to go around the roundabout effectively turning right.

As if her driving wasn't dangerous enough, I saw her speeding around roundabout with her cigarette in one hand and an open book in the other.
I kid you not, she was holding up an open book.
12-06-16, 17:23
willie wacker

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Originally Posted by TonyB

I saw a woman do about 40 mph up the inside lane coming up to a roundabout in traffic on my way home on Friday evening.
She didn't even slow down coming up to the roundabout but shot out and then proceeded to go around the roundabout effectively turning right.

As if her driving wasn't dangerous enough, I saw her speeding around roundabout with her cigarette in one hand and an open book in the other.
I kid you not, she was holding up an open book.

Are you sure it was not a MAP

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12-06-16, 17:50
Curvaceous Kate

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Originally Posted by TriplexXx

...im sat here on tesco car park killin 5 min and a 10 plated blue mitsubitsi lancer evo just came on car park. Tryed to drive in to space front ways couldnt do it so she reversed back and turned round and tryed reverse parking...she couldnt...after a few minutes of shuffling backwards and forwards she then drove out of space and parked it side ways across 3 empty spaces and walked off to do her shopping...

...if you cant park in a space you shouldnt be aloud to drive a €30.000+ car...

Take a moment to think of that poor car missing out on a driver it really deserves. Its abit like seeing a really beautiful women with someone that looks like a complete dickhead

In contrast I observed a male driver attempt to park a car in an area with 2 solid spaces and it took him 10 minutes and the help of two pedestrians to achieve this. I was actually worried to leave the car park at the same time and made sure they were not in their car when it was time to go.

Some people really shouldn't be on the road.
13-06-16, 18:31
TriplexXx

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Originally Posted by Curvaceous Kate

In contrast I observed a male driver attempt to park a car in an area with 2 solid spaces and it took him 10 minutes and the help of two pedestrians to achieve this. I was actually worried to leave the car park at the same time and made sure they were not in their car when it was time to go.

Some people really shouldn't be on the road.

Oh i admit its definatly not just women drivers was just this one instance that just made me laugh... When parking my girlfriend has a rule which is normally a good one to follow... If your parking in a space park next to a expensive car they are less likley to smash gour car with their door lol