Bartering for sex

In the thread entitled , "Is the Euro on the way out ?" , Derry Lad suggested the old method of bartering might come back ! On a lighthearted note what wares would you offer an escort lady for her services ? Bear in mind you might have to trapse it to a hotel / app room ,
so 100euros worth of spuds might cause a problem ! :D

I don't have house room for a camel!

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Originally Posted by UKHeather

I don't have house room for a camel!

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Bactrian ? No bother , but you already have two fine humps Heather !

I'll do the dishes for 6 months! that's all i've got to barter i'm afraid :(

Have already tried with 2 fine ladies.

Offered Shirley my backside as a storage device for Mr. Pinky - she said she'd whip my ass for being so cheap :D

Offered to iron Amber's clothes - she called me a lazy git as her outfits are so skimpy her whole wardrobe could be ironed in 5 min, even by me. She threatened to have Shirley whip my ass :D

What's with all the ass whipping ladies?

At least I tried :p

With Gold prices escalating over $1600 / oz , a 13 % rise in a year , perhaps a link from the wifes bracelet will fund a punt !

I'll trade one of my kidneys....fraid the livers fecked.