Want to know if you're a gentleman?
1. In the company of feminists, intercourse should be referred to as:
a) Lovemaking
b) Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) Your blood-test results
c) Five tequila slammers
3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss SportsCenter
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) Healthy, creative love-play
b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
a) The best part of the experience
b) The second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
a) No concern of yours
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
c) A conservative estimate
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) A myth
b) An oxymoron
c) A moron
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) Appetizer is to entree
b) Priming is to painting
c) A queue is to an amusement park ride
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
b) Is uptight and a waste of time
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.
If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.
If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, call me up. Let's go drinking.
Are you a Gentleman
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29-10-10, 22:15ForrestAre you a Gentleman
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29-10-10, 22:25Lucy Chambers
Ah, now. I recently told a man I wanted him to fuck me. He was horrified. What does that tell you?
Mostly C's, by the way. Do I get my real man badge now? -
29-10-10, 22:28dub1it tells me that he might not be into ladies.Quote:
Originally Posted by lucy chambers
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29-10-10, 22:36Lucy ChambersI think he may have wanted me to be a little more 'feminine'...Quote:
Originally Posted by dub1
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29-10-10, 22:37roverIf you told me that Lucy, I'd be delir-ed and excited.Quote:
Originally Posted by lucy chambers
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29-10-10, 22:51Lucy ChambersQuote:
Originally Posted by rover
Rover! Hey! (sorry Forrest, but I have missed Rover)
How are you honey? You can tell me that anytime you like sweetie, I like it too. It is naughty, which suits me (and I suspect you) rather well...nice to see you back, the forum is not the same without you. And your smutty pictures. -
29-10-10, 22:55ForrestI like a woman that knows what she wants/needs, and isn't shy about expressing it.Quote:
Originally Posted by lucy chambers
But no 'real man' badge for you, Lucy. I will try and sort out a 'My kind of woman' badge for you, though. -
29-10-10, 23:09ForrestAttachment 31552Quote:
Originally Posted by lucy chambers
Sorry Lucy, it's the best I could do.:o -
29-10-10, 23:16domThe only way that that can be bettered is when a girl is in doggy position and says don't move - I want to fuck it.Quote:
Originally Posted by lucy chambers
and proceeds to back up and grind off my hard on.
now we're talking!
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29-10-10, 23:20domwell it is her forte!Quote:
Originally Posted by Forrest
dom