My fellow Punters . . .

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27-12-09, 15:21
Dick Spunk

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My fellow Punters . . .

My fellow punters- I am worried about many of yous!
My concern became apparent just last week after i paid a visit to Michelle Mature, I was with her, and in between the blowjobs and whippings (see my photo below) the good Michelle said-
"Bloody hell Dick- I wish all punters had a penis as big as yours!"
I asked the good lady to explain . . .
"Well Dick- you just would not believe how small and tiny that the penises of most of the punters are."
I tried to defends yous- "Maybe they didnt have their erections up"
"No Dick- they were tiny- even with their so called erections, in fact just the other day Nicegirlsarenice was here, and it took me 20 minutes to find his penis"

So punters I went home greatly worried by this assertion- I tossed and turned for nights on end worrying about yous- what the fuck caused this?
Are you all Liverpool supporters or something?
So I decided to help yous, and I am beginning a training course beginning in a day or 2, just keep watching the forums, the course will help yous to grow BIGGER STRONGER penises, so much so that when you take your trousers down on your next escort visit- she will say "Fuck- how am I going to fit THAT in?"

WATCH THE FORUMS! Dick.
27-12-09, 19:44
MR-LOVA

:rolleyes:that pic does not prove you have a big willy:D so stop boasting unless you can prove it:rolleyes:
27-12-09, 19:47
MILF Hunter

is that Michelle Mature (escort) in the pic?
27-12-09, 21:15
pablo_23

Dick Exercises

To be honest I don't believe in any exercises making dick bigger unless you have a proof that they work..
27-12-09, 21:21
Mousey

I don't think it's her, MILFey.

But I and my mousecock are most anxious to hear what Deek has to say :D
27-12-09, 22:05
mart

not michelle mature

no thats not michelle mature she is shorter and does not have a belly like that either:)
28-12-09, 00:51
nicegirlsarenice

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dick Spunk

My fellow punters- I am worried about many of yous!
My concern became apparent just last week after i paid a visit to Michelle Mature, I was with her, and in between the blowjobs and whippings (see my photo below) the good Michelle said-
"Bloody hell Dick- I wish all punters had a penis as big as yours!"
I asked the good lady to explain . . .
"Well Dick- you just would not believe how small and tiny that the penises of most of the punters are."
I tried to defends yous- "Maybe they didnt have their erections up"
"No Dick- they were tiny- even with their so called erections, in fact just the other day Nicegirlsarenice was here, and it took me 20 minutes to find his penis"

So punters I went home greatly worried by this assertion- I tossed and turned for nights on end worrying about yous- what the fuck caused this?
Are you all Liverpool supporters or something?
So I decided to help yous, and I am beginning a training course beginning in a day or 2, just keep watching the forums, the course will help yous to grow BIGGER STRONGER penises, so much so that when you take your trousers down on your next escort visit- she will say "Fuck- how am I going to fit THAT in?"

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...obinamused.jpg

You've just made yourself some powerful enemies around here DickSpunk... :speechless:
28-12-09, 11:34
kerry lad in town

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dick Spunk

My fellow punters- I am worried about many of yous!
My concern became apparent just last week after i paid a visit to Michelle Mature, I was with her, and in between the blowjobs and whippings (see my photo below) the good Michelle said-
"Bloody hell Dick- I wish all punters had a penis as big as yours!"
I asked the good lady to explain . . .
"Well Dick- you just would not believe how small and tiny that the penises of most of the punters are."
I tried to defends yous- "Maybe they didnt have their erections up"
"No Dick- they were tiny- even with their so called erections, in fact just the other day Nicegirlsarenice was here, and it took me 20 minutes to find his penis"

So punters I went home greatly worried by this assertion- I tossed and turned for nights on end worrying about yous- what the fuck caused this?
Are you all Liverpool supporters or something?
So I decided to help yous, and I am beginning a training course beginning in a day or 2, just keep watching the forums, the course will help yous to grow BIGGER STRONGER penises, so much so that when you take your trousers down on your next escort visit- she will say "Fuck- how am I going to fit THAT in?"

WATCH THE FORUMS! Dick.

As part of the training course Dick will you be working on undoing knots it would help me alot and then ill have a BIGGER STRONGER penises to.
kerry lad