Escorts - First Hour Free

Yes indeed Ladies of the Forum,

Fed up of having to do all the work?
Having fat or old or smelly or limp dicks slobbering over you?
Or all of the above?

Well, put your feet up - preferably around your ears -and lay back and enjoy a nice massage and some sensuous fun!

All for the unbelievable price of zero.
Thats right, with every booking of 2 hours you get the first hour free.

And this month I'm running a May Special - buy 1 get 1 free.
Yep - just like you've felt like saying on many an occasion as some fella asks you have you cum for the 90th time in the hour - it's BOGOF!

And the second hour costs an unprecedented €0.00

*Terms and conditions apply
(mainly that I have enough viagra!)

Please girls, form an orderly queue! :D

dom

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Originally Posted by dom

Yes indeed Ladies of the Forum,

Fed up of having to do all the work?
Having fat or old or smelly or limp dicks slobbering over you?
Or all of the above?

Well, put your feet up - preferably around your ears -and lay back and enjoy a nice massage and some sensuous fun!

All for the unbelievable price of zero.
Thats right, with every booking of 2 hours you get the first hour free.

And this month I'm running a May Special - buy 1 get 1 free.
Yep - just like you've felt like saying on many an occasion as some fella asks you have you cum for the 90th time in the hour - it's BOGOF!

And the second hour costs an unprecedented €0.00

*Terms and conditions apply
(mainly that I have enough viagra!)

Please girls, form an orderly queue! :D

dom

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Are you going to take over their clients and their limp dicks?
Im sure if you do all the ladies here will flock to your door

I always get the first hour free with escorts.....the only problem is that, I'm so terrible I have to pay double for the second ;)

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Originally Posted by Doozer

Are you going to take over their clients and their limp dicks?
Im sure if you do all the ladies here will flock to your door

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No doozer.
I'm offering respite!

dom

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Originally Posted by dom

No doozer.
I'm offering respite!

dom

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I just heard the stampeed to your door suddenly stop

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Originally Posted by KellyCurvybabe

but you've no reviews and no verified pictures

how do i know your geniune and you dont have a female pimp in the next room sporting a baseball bat :D:D:D

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Maybe I do.
But that will only add to the experience!

dom